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    Sakura hits her head, Naruto's her lackey, and Sasuke's name might be Sai. Sure, her concussion's making everything a but wonky but at least she knows Kakashi's probably still a tease.

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    21 Jan 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 91

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    The problem with being a hero is that some psychotic bastard will come along and force you to choose between your life and your lover’s. Guy makes his choice.

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    21 Jan 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 59

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    Everything smells like blood and ash and there is a child on top of him. Chouza/Orochimaru/Wife because there is no God and I have a very specific and beautifully useless talent for things like this. Originally posted to my tumblr and titled 'Winding Trails'.

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    21 Jan 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 56

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    The Hokage is the strongest ninja in the village, loved and admired by all.

    At least that's what they said in the Academy and that's what Naruto believed until his teacher got the job and it turns out being Hokage is a thankless slog of paperwork, compromise, and ending (or starting) the occasional war.

    Naruto's been acknowledged, and being a hero's a lot more fun than being a Hokage. He doesn't want the job and it turns out no one else does, either.

    Chouji certainly doesn't. He just makes the mistake of answering his doorbell.

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    20 Jan 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 6

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    sasuke has taken to telling her “sorry, next time”, like some scum-bag debt-ridden parolee trying to weasel his way out of trouble.

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    20 Jan 2019