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    Fic idea from blackkatmagic: "Due to a clerical error, Anko ends up with a genin team. Given that the very idea of separating the enraptured Naruto, Ino, and Shino from their psychotic sensei causes spontaneous explosions, Sarutobi goes along with it, and is astonished to find that everything actually turns out for the better."

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    Mitarashi Anko is loud, obnoxious, vulgar, and scary. But she says what she thinks, and she thinks that Naruto's pranks are awesome, that Ino is both pretty and smart and potentially as cool as her dad, and that Shino had good taste in clothes and has a super-brain. So now the three kids want to be like her when they grow up, the original team assignments are shot, and half a dozen of Jonins are stuck unraveling this mess while Anko and her three pyromaniac are prancing around.

    At least it won't be boring.

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    16 Sep 2018

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    "The boxes were damn heavy, and John was tired of hauling them down the rickety flight of stairs to the street. The living room was dead silent when he passed by, but then, what did he expect?"

    Sherlock breaks John's heart. Moriarty is there to pick up the pieces and introduce John to the London criminal underground.

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    15 Sep 2018

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    A little yellow-haired boy saves Sakura from the bullies. And everything changes.

    Updates sporadically.

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    13 Sep 2018

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    “Stubborn child!” the hat suddenly boomed out with exasperation dripping his tone. “Better be Slytherin!”

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    13 Sep 2018

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    Hatake Kakashi was a shinobi, and as a shinobi, the only people who could give him orders were his military superiors. The idea that a Council made up of civilians and peers was under the impression they could give him orders...displeased him.

    Or: He was ordered to pass Team 7. He was fine with that, until they actually passed.

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    12 Sep 2018