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    What happens in a kitchen when its executive chef who doesn't speak unless forced to starts wooing with desserts the sommelier who can't keep his mouth shut? And why is there a pig in the backyard of this restaurant?

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    01 Dec 2021

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    Meet your life partner on our new dating app, Farmers Only. The only app where farmers can bond over their love of agriculture, environmentally friendly pesticide, and each other. Sign up today to find the love of your life!

     

    Yoongi looks up from the app to blink at Seokjin, who has a triumphant gleam in his eye. "What the fuck did you download on my phone?”

    Seokjin shrugs. "You always said you wanted to be a big, strong, working man's hoe."

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    Unlucky in love, Yoongi is skeptical when Seokjin makes him a profile on a dating app for farmers. Hungover the next morning, he realizes he drunkenly sexted an unreasonably attractive melon farmer, and deletes the app out of shame. It's not like they'll ever come across each other in real life, right?

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    27 Oct 2021

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    09 Sep 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 5

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    Hoseok comes home after his birthday vlive.
    Seokjin is waiting for him.

     

    (Seokjin struggled with Army during Hobi's live)

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    15 Aug 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 73

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    Jimin was sulking.

    His bandmate would never admit it, but he'd been sulking all day. There was a constant pout on his lips, he wasn't as talkative or hyped as yesterday. He was keeping his distance from him, and Yoongi knew why.

    Last night, Jimin had slept alone.

    (Or, Jimin just wants to share a room with his boyfriend, but Yoongi is too aware of the cameras filming their every move).

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    04 Aug 2021