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  1. Rec *

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    “So your plan,” Nie Mingjue said dubiously, “is to move into the Burial Mounds to write and illustrate erotica about you and Lan Wangji seducing the Yiling Patriarch to earn his trust and sell the public on the idea that he's not a threat, then convince him to give up the Yin Tiger Seal?"

    “The way I said it sounded better,” Nie Huaisang said. “And you forgot the part about me seducing the Ghost General, that is crucial.”

    “I hate this, and as your brother, I am begging you not to actually stick it in a fierce corpse. How much money do you need?”

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    22 Sep 2021

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    In Shang Qinghua’s defense, this whole trope was originally something he’d only ever written in for Sha Hualing, for precisely one scene.

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    19 Sep 2021

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    Xie Lian coughs a few times. His ears ringing, he collapses down the rock face disoriented and forces his eyes to open. Hua Cheng's form is blurry but he can tell the man is sprinting towards him. "I'm fine–"
    "Your voice! What's happened to you?" What was wrong with his voice? Well, it does sound different. The tone is off. Higher, younger.
    Oh no.
    It couldn't be.

    Otherwise known as the chance Hua Cheng never knew he wanted. To see a side of his love he's never seen before.

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    08 Sep 2021

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    “I’ll be back in a few hours, sweetheart. You stay here in bed, hm? I’ll just...San Lang?”

    Hua Cheng’s eye has shot open, his lips parting in obvious surprise. Xie Lian blinks, leans back slightly, and frowns.

    “San Lang? Are you okay?”

    (One morning, Xie Lian calls Hua Cheng sweetheart. It Breaks The Man.)

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    08 Sep 2021

  5. Rec 64

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    As far as courting went, at least they could say it was original?

    Obi-Wan Kenobi and Kote Fett never thought this far when they decided to take a look at the rooms above that one bar. Or that alleyway. Or that fancy guest suite on Corellia.

    But when the Republic demands a marriage to seal the treaty a literal century in the making... let's just say their families were Done with their pining.

    Oh well. It's not as if they found their new husband unattractive.

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    25 Aug 2021