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    Four stand-alone fics with a seasonal theme

    Sping - to be written
    Summer - Strawberry Wine, ~7k
    Fall - if we shadows, ~10k
    Winter - White Chocolate Cheesecake, 2k

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    A series of snapshots from Derek and Stiles' relationship - usually involving the Improbable Fern in some way, shape, or form.

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    Kent has a pretty good life. It’s been a couple years since the Aces last won a cup, but he’s still at the height of his career. He has an apartment with a stunning view over Vegas, a best friend who’s always dragging him to basketball games, a cat to cuddle with, and more money than he could ever spend.

    Everything is fine.

    So it won’t be a problem at all if he strikes up a friendship with that guy he meets at the All-Star party.

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    Tomas enjoyed the years he spent in Minnesota, but he’s ready for a new life in a different city. It means he’ll be even further from his friends and family in Quebec, and he’s not sure he’s going to adapt well to the desert. But he’ll have his new job to distract him, and he’s never minded the challenge of developing a new circle of friends and acquaintances.

    He doesn’t expect Kent Parson to be part of that.

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    16 Jun 2018

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    Alex loves his kids, he really does, but he also might kill them. That is, if they don't put him in a goddamn early grave first.

    (Cop bribing, theft of public property, and how to photoshoot your dick properly in order to seduce a teammate: all part of a captain's responsibilities to his rookies.)

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    11 Jun 2018

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    People usually assumed that James must have worked at a coffee shop because he enjoyed coffee. They also usually assumed that after working there for the past two years, James must have been pretty good at his job.

    All of those people would be incredibly wrong, but that’s what you get for making assumptions.

    Or, how James Neal, former hockey player, business owner, and world's worst barista, falls in love with a Dick.

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    08 Apr 2018

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    “My true love will have hair the color of yellow apples,” and Jack Zimmermann will take a bite from the forbidden fruit, juice running down his chin. “My true love will be exactly five feet and six-and-a-half inches tall,” and he will chew a leaf from a tree of that same height. “My true love will be as sweet as sugar and sharp as lemon,” and he will drink half a glass of Great-Aunt Cathy’s lemonade, waiting until the last dregs of sugar hit his tongue. “And if a single one of these things is not to be, then let it be known—my true love shall not be he.”

    (He knows in his bones that this spell won't ever come true. After all, his true love isn't real, and if he's not real, then the curse can't take him. That's the whole point.)

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    Or, a Practical Magic AU. Wherein Jack Zimmermann must deal with family curses, hockey legacies, accidental manslaughter, Kent Parson's obstinate death wish, and a snarky Southern kitchen warlock who won't mind his own damn business.

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    05 Jan 2018

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    "Hello. This is Alpha Vernon Boyd, calling from Camp Remus about—"

    "Derek?" Talia asks, confused. "You're calling about Derek? Is he okay? What happened?"

    "Oh, boy." Melissa blows out a breath. "All right. Is he hurt?"

    "He's been there for two hours, what could he possibly have—" John pauses. "Hang on, Camp Remus? Like the werewolf camp?"

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    04 Jan 2018