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  2. Summary

    Four stand-alone fics with a seasonal theme

    Sping - to be written
    Summer - Strawberry Wine, ~7k
    Fall - if we shadows, ~10k
    Winter - White Chocolate Cheesecake, 2k

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    A series of snapshots from Derek and Stiles' relationship - usually involving the Improbable Fern in some way, shape, or form.

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  1. Public Bookmark 32

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    People usually assumed that James must have worked at a coffee shop because he enjoyed coffee. They also usually assumed that after working there for the past two years, James must have been pretty good at his job.

    All of those people would be incredibly wrong, but that’s what you get for making assumptions.

    Or, how James Neal, former hockey player, business owner, and world's worst barista, falls in love with a Dick.

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    08 Apr 2018

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    “My true love will have hair the color of yellow apples,” and Jack Zimmermann will take a bite from the forbidden fruit, juice running down his chin. “My true love will be exactly five feet and six-and-a-half inches tall,” and he will chew a leaf from a tree of that same height. “My true love will be as sweet as sugar and sharp as lemon,” and he will drink half a glass of Great-Aunt Cathy’s lemonade, waiting until the last dregs of sugar hit his tongue. “And if a single one of these things is not to be, then let it be known—my true love shall not be he.”

    (He knows in his bones that this spell won't ever come true. After all, his true love isn't real, and if he's not real, then the curse can't take him. That's the whole point.)

    --

    Or, a Practical Magic AU. Wherein Jack Zimmermann must deal with family curses, hockey legacies, accidental manslaughter, Kent Parson's obstinate death wish, and a snarky Southern kitchen warlock who won't mind his own damn business.

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    05 Jan 2018

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    "Hello. This is Alpha Vernon Boyd, calling from Camp Remus about—"

    "Derek?" Talia asks, confused. "You're calling about Derek? Is he okay? What happened?"

    "Oh, boy." Melissa blows out a breath. "All right. Is he hurt?"

    "He's been there for two hours, what could he possibly have—" John pauses. "Hang on, Camp Remus? Like the werewolf camp?"

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    04 Jan 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 35

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    Or, how a cat, the internet, and a mob of small children helped Kent Parson tell the world the truth.

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    01 Jan 2018

  5. Public Bookmark 48

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    When Kate calls her in the middle of the night from some prestigious hockey camp up in Canada, Amelie honestly thinks that somebody has died, because Kate starts with, “Oh my God,” when Amelie finally rolls over to answer her phone and then doesn’t say anything else.

    "Katie?" Amelie croaks. "What is it?"

    “Oh my god, it’s… There’s an exhibition game, Amelie. Well, it’s actually a preseason game, but it’s kind of an exhibition game, because they want women to play. They want me to play! They just asked me over the phone, like, an hour ago!”
    “Who wants you to play,” Amelie asks cautiously, because it sounds like she means…

    “It’s an NHL game, Amelie."

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    08 Dec 2017