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  1. Rec 74

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    Lance could walk silently through the halls of a military institution, deftly avoiding every camera and well-placed guard. He moved with elegance and with the grace of — well, a dancer. If he didn’t want to be heard, you didn’t hear him.

    He also tripped over nothing on a regular basis and walked into almost every wall. It was astounding.
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    OR: Five times Lance eats shit, and one time he manages to stay upright.

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    08 Dec 2022

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    “Did they really call you bug boy?” he finally asks. Lance squeezes his eyes shut, hands stilling on Mr. Snuggles’ head. Mr. Snuggles clicks his fangs at him affectionately, before carefully climbing off his lap until he settles snugly beside him.

    “Yeah,” Lance whispers. He musters a smile, somehow, trying to diffuse the situation before he cracks. “I didn’t actually mind that one, though. Of all the names they gave me, bug boy was my favourite. I didn’t even know it was an insult until Hunk told me, ha. I thought it was a compliment.”

    Pidge looks stricken. “They called you names?”

    “A couple,” Lance says, shrugging. Shit shit shit. This is getting worse.
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    OR: After Hunk tells an amusing story of another buggy Lance shenanigan, some deeper issues come to light. Apparently, being a bug lover comes at a price, and a steep one at that.

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  3. Rec 79

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    “You know,” Lance continues, “Coran did say this armour is supposed to hold out against chemical attacks. And venom is a chemical. If there was ever a time to test it…”

    “I’m going to kill him,” Hunk says, faux-casual. He turns his video on, showing how he’s smiling in the way that tells you he is actually very angry. “If this spider doesn’t poison him to death, I am going to stab him.”
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    OR: Lance loves animals. He also has zero self-preservation skills, and is single-handedly responsible for 80% of the collective stress response of Team Voltron.

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  4. Rec 26

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    Four times Lance came out with a pun, and one time he wishes he did.

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  5. Rec 17

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    Keith grit his teeth. “I had something more important to check out, Lance,” he said shortly.
    “‘More important’?” he asked quietly. “Abandoning us to try and fight a Robeast alone — that was a necessity? Running after Lotor in a wild goose chase specifically invented to frustrate and distract you was more important than fighting with your team? Making sure we were safe?”
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    OR: The lion swap is hard. Losing Shiro is harder. Keith is doing his best, but sometimes he fucks up.

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