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    This is the 30 Day AU just only keeping the chapters I liked seeing as it looked like I was never going to complete all 30. So...unrelated oneshots prompted from the 30 Day Au.

    Inspired by Moonrose9's fic Little Black Dress, seriously awesome fic.

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    It is a telling and terrible reflection on Roy's life that the kidnapping is not the worst thing that's happened this week.

    [Spoilers for '03/CoS.]

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    02 Dec 2018

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    The sheer banter is glorious.

    “Are you hearing this?” Roy asks Riza.
    “Sir,” she says, “with every iota of due respect, you did this to yourself.”
    “I can’t believe this,” Roy says. “Traitors everywhere.”
    “Your life is just one tragedy after another,” Ed says. “How much further is it?”
    “With any luck,” Riza says, “and a few creative interpretations of traffic laws—about fifty seconds, give or take?”
    “You’re the fucking best,” Ed says.
    “Thank you,” Riza says.
    “I’m still right here,” Roy says.

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    Albus Dumbledore needs an Alchemy teacher. Roy Mustang needs a spy. Edith Elric needs an adventure. They help (use) each other.

    (Or, alternatively: Ed goes to teach at Hogwarts. Britain doesn’t know what hits it.)

    Now with translation to Chinese

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    30 Nov 2018

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    8.

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    All magic is blood magic. And all vampires are bastards, although in that case, Ed's working from a sample size of one.

    [Super Halloween-y AU!]

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    30 Nov 2018

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    “They’re great clocks,” Winry says. “Hey, I bet that if Al was kitten-sized, and we put him in a basket, nobody’d give me any trouble about bringing him into any store we wanted.”

    Ed makes eye contact with Al and holds it. “We can put a little bow on him.”

    “Yeah!” Winry says.

    Remarkable, really, how clearly Al can make a cat’s facial features say You are going to pay for that in perpetuity, Brother.

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    Ed gets suckered-slash-bribed into going to a Christmas party as Roy's fake date, and everything is terrible right up until it isn't.

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    30 Nov 2018

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    He eyeballed Roy’s drink, which was still being swilled instead of emptied. “What’s in that?”

    “I don’t think you’d like it,” Roy said.

    Ed eyeballed Roy instead.

    “Oh, dear,” Roy said. “I shouldn’t have said that. But it’s very strong; it… here.”

    He waved the glass under Ed’s nose, at which point the scent of the alcohol alone sucker-punched him in the sinuses.

    “Eew,” he said.

    Christmas laughed, which he figured he deserved at this point.

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    "It suddenly occurred to Havoc that Ed looked like he belonged here." During a field trip to Central University, Havoc sees the possibility for a different future for Ed.

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    27 Nov 2018

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