Lookingkindofdumb



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    Non cultivator, Lan Xichen as the emperor AU.

    Where Lan Wangji is ordered to take on a concubine to produce heirs. He does so but in Lan Wangji fashion everyone regrets making him do so and letting him choose.

    Wei Wuxian is definitely the principal wife in every way but officially.

    Where the sects imploded rather than ended up in outright war, there might be less large scale death but that doesn't mean it isn't messy.

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    This is the 30 Day AU just only keeping the chapters I liked seeing as it looked like I was never going to complete all 30. So...unrelated oneshots prompted from the 30 Day Au.

    Inspired by Moonrose9's fic Little Black Dress, seriously awesome fic.

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    Xie Lian knew he was unlucky. It never came as a surprise when misfortune would befall him, and after roughly eight hundred years of coming to terms with it, he would only ever react to an unfortunate situation as if it were a slight inconvenience.

    Yet now he sat on the slippery floor of his bathroom in Paradise Manor and tried to blink true shock away at the unfortunate tumble he had taken.

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    Xie Lian kind of forgot how unlucky he was until he spent some time by himself. San Lang comes home and brings his luck with him.

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    26 Jul 2021

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    “Seems like it worked,” says a nearby voice.

    Wei Wuxian looks in the direction of the speaker with a flinch, the light streaming in from the entryway momentarily blinding. He barely manages to stay upright.

    “I guess he wasn’t so useless after all,” the second voice is calmer, and familiar to him.

    “Welcome back, Yiling Laozu,” Jin Guangyao says.

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    or: Mo Xuanyu performs the resurrection ritual while he’s still living in Koi Tower.

    Wei Wuxian can have a little murder? As a treat?...

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    25 Jul 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 96

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    "She wants to respect her shizun- her wife. Wants to treat her right. She can’t let herself get carried away and act out all of her filthiest fantasies, ones that she’s gotten off to since a lifetime ago- ones that, even now, are making her harder and harder. Can’t let herself act on it, or else she won’t be able to control what comes out of her mouth; won’t be able to hold herself back, keep herself from going over and over, until Chu Wanning is crying with pleasure, pussy dripping with Mo Ran’s thick come-"

    Mo Ran, cursed with a dick, struggles to respect her wife by only creampieing her in the ass. Her struggle, much to the pleasure of Chu Wanning, Mo Ran, and everyone reading this fic, is not ultimately successful.

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    25 Jul 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 65

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    While fighting a monster Xie Lian gets transformed into a little child. Ghost King Crimson Rain Sought Flower has bravely volunteered to take care of his Highness while Feng Xin and Mu Qing figure out how to change him back.

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    25 Jul 2021

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    “Here I got you something to wear Your Highness,” Hua Cheng brought out the little white clothes.

    Xie Lian tilted his head.

    Hua Cheng smiled.

    Xie Lian smiled. “No!”

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    “Lao Wen has beautiful hands,” Zhou Zishu says, the same way he says the sun is bright today, or this river doesn’t run too deep, just another one of Zhou Zishu’s straightforward observations about the world. A-Xu’s observations always have a simple action on their heels: if the sun is bright, they should bask in it; if the river isn’t too deep, they ought to cross it. If Lao Wen’s hands are beautiful —


    Grief, pain, and fingering your impossible lover to sleep.

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    25 Jul 2021

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    They should have had decades. Not this starving rush laced with pain and decline. Wen Kexing wants to watch Zhou Zishu’s hair go white strand by strand. He’ll never know if A-Xu will go bald; if he’d be vain about it or laugh and say it’ll make his disguise as a wise old beggar more convincing.

    A-Xu will go to his grave with his hair dark and sleek.