LookinPrettyGoodForADeadBitch

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    Keith reluctantly takes a lead role in an outreach program that forces him outside his comfort zone of solitary work.  It would be a lot easier if he and his partner in the endeavor had anything in common.

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    05 Sep 2021

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    With some effort, Draco Malfoy can keep his eyes off Harry Potter. Though, he can't help hearing him.

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    08 Aug 2021

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    Potter stared at him with an intense, indecipherable expression. He cleared his throat. “You know what? It would be easier to learn if you just showed me,” he said abruptly.

    In which Draco has a crush but fancies himself kind, Harry is oblivious but overly ambitious (and the teensiest bit sneaky), and things get dirty really fast.

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    08 Aug 2021

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    “It is a blessing,” the high priest warbles. God, he’s so old that Lance is afraid he’ll just expire on the spot. “From our God of Celibacy, to aid you in your fight to keep your bodies free of worldly taint.”

    “Okay,” says Lance. “Only we didn’t ask for it. We asked for your planet’s support in a war.”

    Beside him, Keith is staring at his bare hand, expression stormy.

    Earlier, he had placed it on Lance’s exposed wrist and something like an electric shock had ripped through them at the touch.

    “You should’ve told us that participating in your religious ceremony would do this to us,” he says now, a growl under his words.

    The high priest falters in his tracks, confused by their lack of gratitude.

    Yeah, fuck you, man. Don’t give people spiritual STDs without their consent.

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    20 Jun 2021

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    In which Achilles arrived at the Underworld, but realized that Patroclus was still tethered to the earth.

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    17 Jun 2021