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    "I see you have a new addition to the family," Bella says, smiling at the group pushing their father along toward the plaza stairs.

    "Yeah, we stole him from his backyard," Jason tells her brightly.


    “average billionaire adopts 1000 children a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average billionaire adopts 0 children per year. Orphans Bruc, who lives in cave & adopts over 1 child each month, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.
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    Good evening, super-sleuths! Boy, do we have a treat for you today. We’re delving into one of the biggest unsolved mysteries of the modern era. The million-dollar question. The billion-dollar question, if one of these theories holds water.

    That’s right. We’re gonna risk life, limb and sanity by asking the question… who is The Batman?

    [In-universe Buzzfeed Unsolved accidentally stumbles on Batman’s secret identity. The Batfam reacts.]

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    27 Apr 2022

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    Can't breathe. Too busy laughing

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    Gotham's favorite version of Bruce Wayne isn’t the “Brucie Wayne” of the tabloids. It’s their TheBruceWayne, insta sensation, well known for his insta snaps of his daily life and positive vibes.

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    Bruce tries out insta after reading a self-help book. He still maintains that the rest of Gotham is weird about it.

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    27 Mar 2022

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    Positive vibes only!

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    Alfred Pennyworth and Martha Kent visit the newly built Hall of Justice.
    They both decide to cook dinner for the team. Conflicts of opinion quickly devolve into all out hatred.

    “Oh, you were trained in France, were you? Well, la-de-fuckin-da. I was trained in my mother’s kitchen and it has served me just fine let me tell you.”

    “Is it a good idea for them to be alone together in a room full of knives?”

    "Probably not."

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    25 Feb 2022