LipstickAndMurder



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    The premiere for Steve Rogers' newest Captain America movie was just around the corner, and Steve knew it was going to be a hit. The big downside was that he had to have a date. The last several times he'd brought someone to an event like this, things had ranged from unpleasant to disastrous. In a last ditch effort to get out of taking someone that might make his night hell, Steve went on Twitter and invited the Winter Soldier to be his plus one.

    The Soldier was an international fugitive, and currently wanted for a series of high profile attacks on corrupt businessmen. Since every person the Soldier attacked was involved in some truly vile criminal activity, the public loved him, despite his crimes. Inviting him to the premiere was the perfect cop out. There was no way he was ever going to show.

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    22 Oct 2018

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    Clint was a small business owner selling off pieces of his old life to be "more adult." Phil was a recent divorcé whose kids were threatening to stop visiting his new apartment unless he got more furniture. Their meeting was fate. Well, okay, their meeting was Craigslist. Everything else was fate.

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    15 Sep 2018

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    When they hit a snafu, when a mission goes bad, Coulson calls him a few days later. Well, not him. He doesn't call Clint. ‘Jedidiah’ calls ‘Will’ and pays for someone to talk dirty to him.

    It's a weird routine but Clint isn't judging. (Clint fell off his own kitchen counter trying to clear cans out of his top cupboards; he definitely couldn't balance on the moral high ground.)

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    15 Sep 2018

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    Bucky was happy for Steve, he was. But did he and Tony have to be so disgustingly romantic all the time? // In which Bucky is tired of Steve and Tony's antics and Clint suggests revenge, which turns out with an additional bonus.

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    13 Sep 2018

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    “What the actual f*@k,” Fury glared incredulously, “are monkey’s doing here?”

    “They’re marmosets, Sir,” Hill corrected flatly as Tony looked between them all with glee.

    “They’re also with us,” Clint stated, not amused and clearly not giving two shits about anyone’s actual opinion of the matter as he stood there with a marmoset on his shoulder, and Natasha Romanov and the Winter Soldier backing him up.

    or: SHIELD handles things badly after Loki, and Clint doesn't take it well. Neither does Natasha.

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