LinnetMelody

Happiness is a dragon in formaldehyde



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    The first time Bilbo dies, it happens in a cave deep in the Misty Mountains.

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    17 Jul 2021

  2. Rec 36

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    A late night encounter leaves Connor struggling to adapt to his changed life

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    28 Jun 2021

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    Inspired by someone mentioning crochet patterns as a fan work, here are 19 colour-work crochet scarf patterns based on the 5 Major Sects (plus Yiling Wei) and on our favourite characters. Plus some worldbuilding about how these patterns could exist in the actual canon-type universe.

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    04 Feb 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    These are gorgeous!!

    ... I wonder how well the crochet transfers to knit patterns... Hmm...

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    The good news is that Lan Jingyi has found a mentor, friend, and constant companion through the difficulties in life.

    The bad news is that that’s because he’s been accidentally possessed by the Yiling Patriarch.

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    01 Dec 2020

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    This is, hands down, the best Jingyi voice ever. So many hilarious lines and his heart is so big and and and

    I just ... I just love him so much guys.

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    Imagine how pissed off you would be if you somehow ended up in Middle Earth in time to help, but you didn’t speak Westron. Or Sindarin. Or Khuzdul. All you have are proper nouns, and some random phrases like Mellon, and Amralime, and, oh yeah, the inscription from the One ring. because that’s going to go over well when you start spouting off long forgotten verse in the black tongue of Mordor….
    So instead of eloquently explaining yourself and saving lives and falling in love with a character of your choice, you have to chase them around like a slightly more verbose Hodor, trying to learn a language and keep the dumb bastards alive.
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    Well, it had to happen to someone eventually, and Pissed Off is definitely the way to describe it when it happens to her. But she still tries to do her duty to the fandom and keep the Durins alive just in case it isn't a nightmare after all.
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    Most frequent comment: "I never like OCs and I love this one"

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    26 Nov 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    One of the BEST GiME fics I've ever come across. Full of confusion, misunderstandings, badly-worded explanations on the part of the characters, which lead to all the most magnificent sorts of shenanigans.