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    "The past beats inside me like a second heart. These fragments I have shored against my ruins."

    In which Tony Stark makes a reckless decision, becomes a wanted fugitive, goes on the run with the former Winter Soldier, and learns how to forgive. For his part, Bucky Barnes is just trying to hold himself together. AU, post-Civil War.

    (sequel of sorts to après nous le déluge, but can be read alone)

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    01 Apr 2018

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    Phil turned over his tablet. “Look at this.”

     
    “I’m amazing, I’m incredible-” Iron Man said on screen. “Bow down before the Iron Man!”

    Three people immediately do so, mockingly. “All hail the Iron Dick,” The Black Widow said.

    “My dick is pure gold, excuse you. All of you would jump at the chance to get some of this,” Iron Man gestures to his crotch with both hands.

     
    “I’ve been reviewing stuff like this for months,” Phil said. “I’m so tired of dick jokes.”

    Fury laughed at him.

     

    Or- A bunch of teenagers decided to form a vigilante team and destroy the corrupt while making bad dick jokes and being the assholes they were meant to be.
     
    On hiatus for massive renovations plus the development of a really long prequel! Sorry! Not abandoned though!

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    29 Mar 2018

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    I’m looking for a guy to take home to my parents for xmas and new years. It’s a long story but you MUST be cool with dogs, a week upstate with my family, and willing to answer to the name James. Bonus points if you’re attractive.

     

     

     

    Bucky: my real name is james, i have a dog that would love a road trip upstate with urs, and im devilishly handsome

    Bucky: so when do we leave?

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    27 Mar 2018

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    Later, the Soldier doesn’t know what‘s worse: the horror of remembering, or the nameless fear of all the things he has forgotten.

    AKA Soldat’s Symphony in Suffering. Contents:Suffering™ of one (1) amnesiac amputee. Steve Rogers may be a Sweet Summer Child™, but memories or no memories, Bucky Barnes is a Bitter Winter Baby™ full of salt and sass. No amount of mindwipes can erase “fuck” from his vocabulary, and no amount of brainwashing can make him anything less than a sarcastic, overprotective asshole. Warning for Very Bad Russian and a cringingly inaccurate depiction of how to amnesia.

    Third in the series, but can be read as a standalone.

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    26 Mar 2018

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    Derek is being pressured by his family to pick a mate, and somehow stumbles into a choice that they didn't expect and aren't sure they approve of....

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    11 Mar 2018