LesbianlazerOwl
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Just bros, chillin’ in a webnovel 5 feet apart... by LesbianlazerOwl for eziming
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Sep 2022
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Shang Qinghua's new universe lacks palatable caffeine and has too many horny curses, but sometimes the real curse is the bro you made along the way!
...Something like that. It would make sense if he had coffee.
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Jin Guangyao’s small Lan problem by LesbianlazerOwl
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
22 Jun 2022
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Lan Xichen has been cursed with the Tiny! The night before a conference! Jin Guangyao's only recourse to avoid avuncular questions about what he was doing in Xichen's room after curfew is working with Lan Wangji to find a cure.
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Objects of Affection by LesbianlazerOwl
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Apr 2022
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It turns out getting drunk with Shang Qinghua does not make the aftermath of having your crush involved in a succubus debacle and then come to you for dick-centric medical care any less weird. Mu Qingfang and Liu Qingge attempt to un-weird their relationship.
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Mu Qingfang's experiences with love, possessiveness, and the meaning of objects, brought about by a riDICKulous encounter.
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Oral History by LesbianlazerOwl
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Mar 2022
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Liu Qingge and Shen Qingqiu have a bit of trouble with a succubus nest. This becomes Mu Qingfang's problem in a big way.
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Life as a medical professional in a world riddled with aphrodisiacs is hard, especially when you're half in love with a patient.
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You are What You Eat by LesbianlazerOwl for salty_gay_prince
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Audio Drama)
07 Feb 2022
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Everyone knows demonic cultivation takes a toll on the body and spirit, but if it can save Dage, Nie Huaisang is not too worried about that sort of piddly detail. Perhaps he should be.
Recent series
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Love, Liu Qingge, and Other Medical Mysteries by LesbianlazerOwl
Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Apr 2022
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PTA-verse by LesbianlazerOwl
Fandom: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
10 Jan 2022
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Fix Huaisang's Life by LesbianlazerOwl
Fandom: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
20 May 2021
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Imagine the MDZS universe was briefly taken over post-canon by a random semi-omnipotent Nie Auntie that just wanted Huaisang's life to turn out okay. That. That's what happened here. It's all written with the end-goal of making that guy's life not-terrible post Guanyin temple, and not surprisingly, that takes a lot of legwork.
I'm pretty sure all of the angst and pain and personal growth is going to be contained in the first long fic there with any additions being fluff, but we'll see.
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Fuck Around and Find Out by LesbianlazerOwl
Fandom: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
30 Mar 2021
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Ok, these are starting to need a home. Here's a collection of characters from my longer fics' alone time. They should mostly stand alone, but situation and headspace is probably heavily influenced by stuff that's not there and not canon! Anyway, enjoy a collection of short masturbation scenes.
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A Dream Nipped in the Bud by GoldenThreads
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
23 Sep 2022
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Ferdinand stands on the cusp of all his dreams coming true, but reality has something else in store.
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Zwischenzug by knightkneeler for linnymilf
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
19 Aug 2022
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At a diplomatic summit in Enbarr, King Khalid plays a dangerous game.“What is your game, Riegan?” Hubert hisses, standing behind him. “Hm? You come to Enbarr with no advisors, no servants, and you decide to pay Her Majesty’s spymaster a personal visit in the middle of the night, without your bodyguard. One would think you have a death wish.”
Riegan turns to face him, grinning his easy, practiced grin. “I don’t have a game. But,” he gestures to the chessboard, “I’m pretty sure I remember yours. Teach still kick your ass every time?”
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09 Sep 2022
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Pearl White and Pigment by Madampringle
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Fire Emblem Series
28 Oct 2019
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He lays it out beautifully, of course. Each pearl white cup and saucer positioned in the pristine order. There is sugar to the side, and yet he knows better. He has already prepared the blend perfectly, the sweetness and tartness balanced in just the right way.
He knows this tea, he has never forgotten the way it should be made. There is no other he prepares so carefully, because no other holds such importance.
Bookmarked by LesbianlazerOwl
04 Aug 2022
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The Generosity of Dreams by foxjar
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
20 Dec 2021
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Lorenz seeks solace from his pining in the arms of another man.
For the first time, Lorenz is allowing another person to curl against him; to share in his warmth, his soul. Never again, he thinks. There can never be love in sex again. Never vitriol. The only desire he will humor after this is the need to procreate with his future wife. He will fill her, he will father children, and he will rule Gloucester until his last day. That obnoxious fluttering that invades his chest when he thinks of brushing his lips against Claude's will cease.
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Bookmarked by LesbianlazerOwl
04 Aug 2022
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My Farewell Song to You by foxjar
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
31 Jan 2022
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Sometimes the goddess cruelly thieves all memory of things — roses, amethysts, silk — never to be seen or recalled again.
And sometimes she takes the memories of a person.