LesbianlazerOwl
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Objects of Affection by LesbianlazerOwl
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Apr 2022
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It turns out getting drunk with Shang Qinghua does not make the aftermath of having your crush involved in a succubus debacle and then come to you for dick-centric medical care any less weird. Mu Qingfang and Liu Qingge attempt to un-weird their relationship.
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Mu Qingfang's experiences with love, possessiveness, and the meaning of objects, brought about by a riDICKulous encounter.
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Oral History by LesbianlazerOwl
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Mar 2022
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Liu Qingge and Shen Qingqiu have a bit of trouble with a succubus nest. This becomes Mu Qingfang's problem in a big way.
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Life as a medical professional in a world riddled with aphrodisiacs is hard, especially when you're half in love with a patient.
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You are What You Eat by LesbianlazerOwl for salty_gay_prince
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Audio Drama)
07 Feb 2022
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Everyone knows demonic cultivation takes a toll on the body and spirit, but if it can save Dage, Nie Huaisang is not too worried about that sort of piddly detail. Perhaps he should be.
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Chapter Neon Salmon Twelveteen: Insects and Chill by hotpotluck_chaoscollective, LesbianlazerOwl
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Jan 2022
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Wei Wuxian convinces Jiang Cheng to go snooping around Carp Tower at a party post Sunshot campaign.
Given that he's waking up in a strange place with a splitting headache and recent memories of shouting, Jiang Cheng is assuming things ended about as well for them as one would expect. He's going to strangle Wei Wuxian, but he has to escape and find the asshole first.
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- Part 4 of Into The Unknown (a mixtape AU)
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Normal, Healthy, Dead Guy Stuff by LesbianlazerOwl
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
10 Jan 2022
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Wen Ning is very dead, so was not expecting a late-in-life crisis of sexuality. Because dead. Even worse, it's aimed directly at Wei-gongzi's spiky, mean shi-di, and he goes to ALL of same the parent-teacher-club (PTA) meetings.
Avoiding the man is impossible; Wen Ning is not going to miss out on what's left of A-Yuan's childhood because of some stupid crush.
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Wen Ning and Jiang Cheng uncle anxiously in one another's direction until they actually sort-of like each other. And then more than sort-of.
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- Part 1 of PTA-verse
Recent series
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Love, Liu Qingge, and Other Medical Mysteries by LesbianlazerOwl
Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Apr 2022
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- 2
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PTA-verse by LesbianlazerOwl
Fandom: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
10 Jan 2022
- Words:
- 106,578
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- 3
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Fix Huaisang's Life by LesbianlazerOwl
Fandom: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
20 May 2021
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Imagine the MDZS universe was briefly taken over post-canon by a random semi-omnipotent Nie Auntie that just wanted Huaisang's life to turn out okay. That. That's what happened here. It's all written with the end-goal of making that guy's life not-terrible post Guanyin temple, and not surprisingly, that takes a lot of legwork.
I'm pretty sure all of the angst and pain and personal growth is going to be contained in the first long fic there with any additions being fluff, but we'll see.
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Fuck Around and Find Out by LesbianlazerOwl
Fandom: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
30 Mar 2021
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Ok, these are starting to need a home. Here's a collection of characters from my longer fics' alone time. They should mostly stand alone, but situation and headspace is probably heavily influenced by stuff that's not there and not canon! Anyway, enjoy a collection of short masturbation scenes.
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Incorrigible by squaretiny
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
28 Mar 2022
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He throws the newly repaired jacket around his shoulder and rushes away, only pausing at the edge of the fitting room to look back at Ignatz. “Get the red velvet. It looks great on you. You’re the exact person that suit was made for. You’ve got elegance, refinement, without…” He shakes the lapel of his obnoxiously flashy suit. “…any of this.” With a wink, he says, “I hope your exhibition goes well. If you really want to thank me, and you swing my way, call me and take me out sometime.” Then he is gone, blowing back through the store like the autumn wind.
It only occurs to Ignatz once he’s out of the store and halfway home -- the rich stranger who paid for his new suit also asked him on a date.
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A chance encounter with wealthy art collector Sylvain Jose Gautier allows Ignatz the chance to make his art his day job. As he dives headfirst into the opportunity, he learns that his new patron is smarter, kinder, and much more troubled than his cavalier playboy persona suggests, and perhaps, that Sylvain needs Ignatz just as much as Ignatz needs him.Bookmarked by LesbianlazerOwl
22 May 2022
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my fellow passerine by Schistosity
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
16 Jun 2020
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Then the Alliance delegation shows up, and their offering strolls through the gates of the monastery like he already owns the place.
A reminder, for those who need it: Cyril is not an idiot. He has good eyes and he uses them.
An observation, for those who want it: The Golden Deer house leader is Almyran.
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Cyril knows a lot more than he lets on, Claude is far less covert than he thinks he is, and messing with the guy your parents told you was a possibly-unkillable demon-prince isn’t usually supposed to earn you a lasting friendship but hey… life is already pretty damn weird.
Bookmarked by LesbianlazerOwl
22 May 2022
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Hero of the Night by Ikaripoid
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
24 Aug 2020
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Sylvain and Linhardt read a bad raunchy novel.
Bookmarked by LesbianlazerOwl
21 May 2022
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The Ballad of the Songstress and the Turkey Leg Girl by PeppyBismilk for fancywaffles
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
28 Mar 2021
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Ingrid takes a job at the Faerghus Renaissance Faire and learns some things about herself along the way.
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Bookmarked by LesbianlazerOwl
21 May 2022
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The Happiest Place in Fódlan by PeppyBismilk
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
10 Jun 2020
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The band trip to Seiros World just happens to coincide with Sylvain's birthday, but all he really wants is to see Felix smile.
Or, Felix and Sylvain get
Disney DrunkSeiros Smashed and talk about their feelings.Bookmarked by LesbianlazerOwl
21 May 2022