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    The day Jungkook lands in his pond, Yoongi is up a tree trying to persuade the owl there that he does live in the cottage, and no it’s not free to rent, and no he won’t accept acorn husks in payment. Every time he tries to say this, the owl pecks at his wrist and squawks premium interest! premium interest! And Yoongi is losing his sanity.

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    or, Jungkook is a eager witch just starting off on the job, and Yoongi is the lonely witch of the woods he befriends. (And more.)

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    08 Aug 2018

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    08 Aug 2018

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    “It's still a lot of work, even if you have magic on your side.” Yoongi glances over at a jug filled with what looks like pieces of pineapple. And then, as both cat and witch stare at the jug, the pieces are suddenly no more, instead replaced entirely by liquid. “Heck. Magic is draining. I’m going to need a nap later.”

    “Why do you think I start at 5 am and only open at 11?” Seokjin grumbles, before he sighs, “yeah, okay. I get your point. No tea then. But we gotta think of something to make with avocados.”

    “Why the fuck are we doing avocados?”
     
    “Because I ordered avocados.”

    “Oh. Ok. Let me rephrase that: why the fuck are we doing avocados?”

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    (Or: Seokjin is a witch, Yoongi is his familiar. 99% of their life is bickering like this. The other 1%? Well, you'll have to read and see won't you?)

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    07 Aug 2018

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    the truth of it all is that yoongi is inexplicably lonely.

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    05 Aug 2018

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    On his own for the holidays with nothing but work at Starbucks to pass time, Jimin finds solace in the library’s book club; a place surrounded by others like him, loners with a love of old romance novels and the smell of coffee. He's totally not going because of the cute librarian, who's also a member and who he might have a huge crush on but doesn't know how to approach.

    Of course he isn't.

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    02 Aug 2018