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  1. Public Bookmark 4

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    James signs the wrong name on a statement aired on international news. Between correction statements and Qrow’s laughter, it all works out.

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    15 Dec 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 6

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    The kid pauses to take a breath and shove some food in his mouth, and Jack finally sees Sammy in the doorway. “Hey, dude,” he says. He gestures at the kid and adds, “This is Ben.”

    Ben waves at him. Ben has a mop of sweaty curls, a baby face, and is wearing one of Jack’s shirts and, Sammy assumes, a pair of Jack’s boxers. Ben is still shovelling cereal into his face even as his cheeks bulge like a chipmunk’s. Ben is half a head shorter than Jack sitting on the counter, which must mean he's absolutely tiny standing on his feet. Ben looks fucking twelve years old.

    “Right,” Sammy says, and then, “You are so lucky Lily isn't here.”

    (Ben and Jack hook up during Ben's last year of college. Sammy gains a best friend, a confidant, and an entirely too enthusiastic leader of the Get Sammy and Jack To Start Dating bandwagon.)

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    15 Dec 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 4

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    Jack laughs and hooks his arm properly around Ben, pulling him under his arm and tucking him against his side, and Sammy does his best not to feel anything even approaching jealousy. They're both his best friends, and neither of them deserve that.

    Besides, he'd never fit against Jack as well as Ben does.

    (Sammy, Jack and Ben go to a party. Ben and Sammy have a heart to heart.)

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    15 Dec 2018

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    For one snobbish perfectionist, Victoria sure does attract a lot of everyday accidents.
    It's a thankless job, saving Victoria Chase, but somebody's gotta do it.

    set in a vague no-storm au where max has more time to explore her new powers!

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    12 Dec 2018

  5. Public Bookmark 12

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    They meet in a bookshop.

    (Of course they do. Where else would be so suited?)

    Caleb meets a strange girl and her family from beyond the stars.

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    12 Dec 2018