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  1. Rec *

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    08 Jun 2020

  2. Rec *

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    In which Yuri Plisetsky began life with the name Edward Elric, and this has made the world of figure skating a significantly stranger and more alarming place.

    “Are you saying you lived a life of crime before you began skating?”
    “I’m gonna have to check the statute of limitations on a couple things and get back to you on that.”

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    08 Jun 2020

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    New legislation mandates all individuals campaigning for the post of Minister of Magic, must be a Pureblood of at least three (3) generations.

    Tom Riddle is a genius, and originally he was planning on just murdering his way into this, but now?
    Well.
    Tom Riddle was a very very petty man,
    and nobody discriminates against him.

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    Tom Riddle decides to fuck with the Ministry of Magic, becomes Lawful Evil, and somehow, accidentally, gets a literal goat in office.

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    07 Jun 2020

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    06 Jun 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 97

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    (or four, and some of them will be very blond)

    In which Ziio punches somebody in the face, gets offered fish crackers and refuses to drink rum with pirates.

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    30 Apr 2020