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  1. Summary

    It’s that one Dark SBI fic about kidnapping— oh, that’s all of them?

    Woops my hand slipped, too late now

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  2. Summary

    I have lots of ideas for Dream-centric fics for some reason

    his DSMP character isn't my favorite (it's actually Tommy's), I just like to write stuff I never see since I'm so used to only ever reading sbi fics

    also he's really fun to write-

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  3. Summary

    A Dream SMP au in which literally no one is human.

    This series started when I was having a sleepover one night. I had come up with an idea for a mushroom based species while we took a walk earlier and then thought it'd be cool to write a little dialogue snippet to describe the species. Just for funzies. I got to writing at 12 am and finished NHYT (Not As Human As You Think) in just a few days short of a month. AND HERE WE ARE.

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    “What kind of asshole robs a bakery?” Tommy shouted as he walked out in the open and made direct eye contact with the criminal.

    The criminal just stared at him. At least the dude wasn’t shooting lasers at him.

    “Damn, hate to break it to you but no amount of money can help you when you have an ugly face like that,” Tommy continued.

    “Who the fuck are you?” The criminal asked, raising his eyebrows and ignoring Tommy’s absolutely hilarious quip.

    “Isn’t obvious?” Tommy said, “I’m the guy that’s going to beat the shit out of you.”

    “What the f–”

    “Don’t care,” Tommy interrupted before punching the face of the sunglassed villain.

    or a story about a regular high school student turned into L'Manburg's newest (and coolest) friendly neighbor vigilante
    aka just another dsmp superhero au okay lol

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    24 Jan 2024

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    In which Technoblade is a warlord/world conqueror without a heart. It’s ok though, Tommy will be his heart.

    (Or AU in which Techno is taking over the world and he takes Tommy as heir with the intention of using him as a way to win over the realm. Thing is his plan works a little too well because even he ends up loving Tommy too.)

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    25 Aug 2023

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    The bell on the door rang as it was pushed open. It was too early for Technoblade’s next appointment, so— without even glancing up— he said, “No walk-ins.”

    The footsteps didn’t stop until they reached the counter. Someone cleared their throat. Technoblade raised his eyes to find a teenager glaring at him over the counter.

    “No walk-ins,” Technoblade repeated, bored.

    “I’m not here for a tattoo.”

    “Well, we don’t do anything else,” Technoblade said dryly. This was the most entertainment he’d gotten all day, save for the long appointment he’d had that morning with Dream, one of his most consistent customers.

    “You need help,” the kid said with conviction.

    Technoblade arched his brow. “I wasn’t aware of that.”

    “Well, you do.”

    Technoblade examined him critically. The kid was tall but clearly young— the kind of customer Technoblade would double-check the ID of. “Are you even old enough to be in here?”

    The kid ignored the question. “You need help around here. And I need an apprenticeship.”

     

    Or, Technoblade is a tattoo artist and Tommy seeks an apprenticeship. The ink of their lives bleed together in unexpected ways.

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    13 Aug 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Kinda cried a little at the end haha <3

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    The claws on Phil’s fingers could probably shred Wilbur’s skin to ribbons. Instead though, his touch was as light as could be as he cupped Wilbur’s face, thumb brushing his stinging cheek.

    The scales were rough, but didn’t scratch him. If anything, his hand was blessedly cool against the heat on his face.

    “Why is only this part of your face red?” Phil asked, his voice low.

    Wilbur couldn’t remember the last time someone had cupped his face like this. The last time anyone had been gentle like this with him. It took all of his willpower not to melt into Phil’s hand.

    “One of them hit me,” Wilbur admitted softly.

    or, Wilbur is the cabin boy on a pirate ship, at least until the ship sinks and he's left marooned on a deserted island. It's just him, the few others that survived the wreck, and the waves to keep them company. Well, and the merman. Because apparently those things are real.

    or or, being marooned on an island isn't too bad when you get a found family out of it.

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    06 Aug 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    One sitting babyyyyyyyyy

    Man I love mer fics

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    "I just want to come home," said the astronaut./"so come home," said ground control./"so come home," said a voice from the stars.
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    “My last name is Minecraft,” Phil says.

    What?

    “....okay?”

    Phil sighs and runs a hand over his face. “I’m sorry. Let me try again. You--Do you know how long you’ve been in foster care?”

    “All my life,” Tommy says warily.

    “Not all of it,” Phil says in a choked whisper. “You were taken when you were two months old. You--Your last name is Minecraft, too, Tommy.”
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    OR: Thirteen years ago, Phil's sons were taken away from him. He is going to get them back. No matter what.

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    31 Jul 2023

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