LassieLowrider



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    Multi-fandom gathering of stories inspired by a prompt list on tumblr (this list).

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    “The first group I sent over made the Avengers uncomfortable by thanking them constantly and asking for autographs. The next group stole things to sell on ebay. The group after that didn’t even get through the front door because Stark’s security system found something in their background that we missed. The fourth group left traumatized after cleaning out Thor’s room, apparently the god had some beheaded poultry dripping blood into a bowl in there. Then after that every group I’ve left hasn’t lasted more than three days because of some problem or another. I’m pretty sure one of those assholes has made it a game to scare my workers away.”

    “I don’t think you’re supposed to call the heroes of New York assholes.”

    Or, cleaning up after the Avengers involves more than just getting blood stains out of the carpet and most of them can't take the heat. Thankfully the Savior of the Wizarding has spent the last decade cleaning up after Death Eaters, so she's up to the task. Nothing, not pranks, bird corpses, or unidentified slime will keep her from cleaning up.

    This Fic is now complete!

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    08 Sep 2021

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    What if season 1 Jon picked up on the Beholding abilities early, and came to the reasonable conclusion that he was psychic.

    He hates it.

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    27 Aug 2021

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    The best day of Martin's life starts when he gets tackled to the floor of the archives.

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    20 Aug 2021

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    07 Aug 2021

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    This is where I'll put my one shots about Female Bilbo. The pairings will be with different dwarves, but never more than one dwarf. These are one shots that will most likely never become full stories. A little bit of everything. I will tag the relationship at the beginning of each chapter :)

    A.K.A. ~ This is the place where I'll be posting various one shots about female Bilbo because the plot bunnies will not leave me alone but they're not quite big enough to develop into their own stories, like Only in My Dreams.

    Enjoy!

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    05 Aug 2021