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  1. Public Bookmark 16

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    The answer to the eternal question: okay, but what if there was a Paul Blart Mall Cop AU for the Juniverse. Featuring a frankly irresponsible condensation of the timeline, Juno Steel as a cranky mall cop, and the knowledge that nothing good ever happens in the food court bathrooms. Oh, and Peter, who is far too comfortable in Claire's to be up to any good.

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    05 Feb 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 24

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    Smutty one-shots from the original Mass Effect trilogy for the Summer Smutfest prompt challenge, featuring Mia Shepard and Garrus.

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    13 Aug 2018

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    “Heil Hydra,” the enemy agent shouts. 

    “Heil this, motherfucker,” says Captain America, shooting off a rocket.

    Steve and Bucky find out Hollywood has been busy since they went away. A historical survey, including but not limited to: one set of exploded genitals, a brief interlude in France, Mel Gibson and other masterworks of casting, eight Academy awards, several dinosaurs, and something Tony Stark has ominously dubbed “the masterpiece.” Art included.

    ETA: Hello, I fixed this by taking it out of all collections. Apologies to those of you who had marked it in open or public ones, someone put it in a private collection and it disappeared, prompting a floor of despair in my inboxes on multiple platforms. If this has appeared as a new work, that's just AO3's default move for revealing 'unrevealed' stories. It has not been edited, save for this note. P.S. If you are adding works to collections please make sure the collection is public! -- Nat (Febricant)

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    06 Jul 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 15

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    Sean and Puck and the way life unspools before them.

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    15 Jun 2018

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    “He was our last chance,” Thor says. His voice aches. “Loki—”

    “I assure you, brother, the sun will shine on us again.”

    Thanos smiles. “You remain a liar.”

    “Oh, until the end,” Loki says. “I learned from the best. May I have my moment with my brother now?”

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    06 Jun 2018