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    “Damn it,” Alex grumbles, kicking at an empty chair until it skids across the floor. “Come on, guys. There has to be someone who can go undercover. Any woman under 30 at this bureau who can put on some makeup and twirl in a circle.”

    And then all eyes, inexplicably, go to Kara.

    “Who?” Kara asks, looking back and forth between Alex and Vasquez and surreptitiously brushing the Cheeto dust from her pants. “Who is it, guys?”

    But Alex and Vasquez just keep staring at her silently, matching grins on their faces, and after a few seconds the horrible truth dawns on her. Kara blinks, looking down at herself and then back up at them.

    “But…I’m 31?”

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    To help her sister foil an attack on the Miss United States pageant, Kara needs to go undercover. There’s only one problem – she’s never been ladylike a day in her life. What starts as a reluctant favour leads Kara to real friendship, growth, and Lena Luthor, all under the watchful eye of the pageant spotlight.

    OR OR

    The Miss Congeniality AU.

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    16 Nov 2021

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    What exactly was the expected response when one found out that their girlfriend was a werewolf? According to Loba - Nothing.

    And yet, Bangalore can't help but notice some interesting traits appearing from time to time.

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    13 Nov 2021

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    Lady Dimitrescu is at least somewhat entertained by a pliant creature.

    There is filth in basically every chapter, no slow burn and incidental plot. Please read tags and check chapter notes for CWs.

    Please check out my other Lady D fics Chirography and Vintner's Assests!

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    05 Jul 2021

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    During a storm, Bela Dimitrescu bites Donna Beneviento for the first time.

    At a midsummer party, Bella Dimitrescu bites Donna Beneviento for the second time.

    Finally, on an August afternoon, Bela bites Donna numerous times - across her neck, her chest, her stomach, her thighs.

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    05 Jul 2021

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    You want to be selfish.

    Your fingers burn and twitch with it as her face continues to be shrouded from your eyes. All of your body is screaming to just do it and pull it back, finally sating your desire to see your old friend's face.

    (You idly wondered if her cheeks ever lost that baby fat she always complained about. If her face sharpened like her father’s or rounded like her mother’s. Did she inherit the latter’s pert nose? Or a straight one like the former?

    A thought enters your mind of you leaning in and kissing a pale cheek and seeing how she flushes, beautifully and enticingly. You grit your teeth at that and turn away.)

    But no. Donna may be an old friend, yes, but she is now your employer and you can't ruin the tentative companionship the two of you have at the moment with your selfish impulses.

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    Gardener!Reader falls in love with the mysterious Lady Beneviento, who was once a close friend when they were younger, but like many things in this world tragedy and life got in the way. Now they've reunited.

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    02 Jul 2021