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    Bilbo Baggins has been plagued with dreams for some months, always filled with the same stranger: big hands, strong arms, dark hair. It seems a mystery until he figures that it is a Dwarf, though this only narrows down his search to every Dwarf in Erebor.

    When he overhears mention of a special party in the Mountain he wishes briefly that he can attend. But that's ridiculous. He's a Hobbit, not a Dwarf.

    Turns out that's not a problem when magic is involved.

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    In the Shire, hobbits say, "What lovely weather we've having." They also stir their teacups for four and a half clockwise rotations, place their left elbow seven-eighths down the way of the arm rest, and sniffled pointedly, which roughly translates to: "This tea is over-steeped and bland, your furniture is both uncomfortable and horrifically tasteless, and you're a twit of a host."
    And I think that's beautiful.
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    Hobbitish is a language of manners and etiquette, the dwarves don't even know that Hobbitish is a thing, and Bilbo is trying to keep a straight face and his peace of mind while the Company unintentionally keeps sexually propositioning him and challenging him to pie-eating contests to the death.
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    Actions speak so much louder than words.

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    04 Jul 2020

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    "Oh, Captain?” Charles paused at the open door. “You mentioned a Captain Flint earlier. Would this be the Flint who sacked and burned the Maria Aleyne? About, oh, seven years back?”
    “Not a clue,” said Charles. “He’s the only Flint in these parts, though. Why?”
    “I’d just rather like to shake the fellow’s hand, is all,” said Hamilton quietly.

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