Meng Yao is well aware of why someone like him would be dating Lan Xichen and Nie Mingjue. He’s a dimpled placeholder for Nie Mingjue with the added bonus of easy threesomes.
The problem is, Mingjue and Xichen don’t seem to understand this.
Nie Mingjue and Meng Yao spend the weekend waiting for Lan Xichen to return from a trip. Meng Yao is determined to stay out of the way. Nie Mingjue and Lan Xichen are determined to show him where he belongs.
06 May 2020
Jiang Cheng moaned again as another wave of arousal crashed over him, and his cock started aching even more.
Fuck, he really couldn’t take it anymore.
“Get the fuck out! All of you!”
“Actually, sect leader Jiang…” He heard Jin Guangyao’s annoying voice again. “It might be more efficient if we helped you.”
If they helped him.
“What the hell, Meng Yao?!” Nie Mingjue seemed as puzzled as Jiang Cheng.
“Let me explain, Da-ge. Sect leader Jiang, while you might be able to make the effects wear off by yourself, it will probably take quite some time. However, this aphrodisiac was made in the aim to, ah, amplify pleasure from anal stimulation, so I believe that engaging in intercourse would probably be more efficient than masturbation alone. ”
He paused, everyone else in the room still staring at him in disbelief.
“Also judging from the way Da-ge and Er-ge always stare at your ass, I’m sure they would be more than happy to help.”
“No, I don’t want anything,” Nie Mingjue said, deeply relieved to have identified that he had not, in fact, forgotten to fill out his calendar. “I’m stuck in a time loop.”
“…ah,” the guard said, looking taken aback – he must be new to Qinghe, like many of the cultivators in the army. Like Meng Yao, for that matter. “Is that…bad?”
“No, it’s fantastic. I’m going back to sleep. No one is to bother me all day.”
Meng Yao goes to Qinghe on the advice of Lan Xichen, a man two years older than him - and meets Nie Mingjue, who is very notably younger.
That changes things, somehow.
05 Sep 2021
It was an honor, his father said, to be gifted to the savage Chifeng-zun and unite their clans in cutsleeve-marriage. And if Jin Guangyao survived more than a year in Qinghe, Jin Guangshan would love him more than his favorite son.
Jin Guangyao left Koi Tower that morning on an empty stomach, his thoughts overwhelmed by the knowledge that while he had what his mother wished of him -- a name, a promise of love, purpose-- he would likely die at the hands of his new husband long before he lived to see Jin Guangshan’s embrace.
Jin Guangyao is bracing himself for the worst when his father sends him to marry fearsome warlord Chifeng-zun of the barbarous Qinghe Nie sect to the north, but instead he finds something (and someone) very different within the walls of his new home. Nie Mingjue is skeptical about this whole "second marriage" thing. Lan Xichen would like them all to be smooching already, and Nie Huaisang wishes his Da-ge's love life was more fun to meddle in.