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    You would think it would be difficult to accidentally rob a bank! So did I.

    (From a post by Feynites: “I’d like to see John Mulaney play a live action Riddler. But not, like, as any character other than John Mulaney? Just this socially awkward disaster man who somehow becomes a supervillain because of a misunderstanding he couldn’t correct without ‘seeming rude’.”)

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    28 Dec 2020

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    whatbaby
    [checks post history] uh… is this the m30s friend that everyone thought was your boyfriend?

    LiketheGun79
    Yes but that's not relevant

    Dean's on Reddit.

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    27 Nov 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    the way i'm obsessed w reddit fics despite having never used the site 🤡

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    @PuzzleStan is:

    -A puzzle enthusiast named Stan (44%, 3553 votes)
    -An anonymous stan of puzzles (44%, 3602 votes)
    -A puzzle enthusiast named Stan who is leaning into the wordplay (12%, 969 votes)

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    27 Nov 2020

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    Eddie has a surprising amount of muscle definition going on in the forearm region. Jamie has witnessed, on four separate occasions, someone do a double take at Eddie’s forearm. Karen from HR still bears the nickname ‘Mugbreaker’ after Eddie turned the corner near her office, coming face to face with her just as he rubbed a hand through the hair at the nape of his neck, exposing the wiry flex of muscle between wrist and elbow, and Karen famously dropped a cup of coffee all over the floor. Ergo, either Eddie goes to the gym, or he’s on steroids.

    Eddie is the kind of man who keeps a makeshift itemised medicine cabinet in his third desk drawer, with a padlock on the handle, the key for which he keeps in the inside pocket of his suit jacket, and who administers a library style check-out system of medication whenever anyone asks for a Paracetamol.

    Eddie is probably not on steroids.

    Eddie's coworker finally convinces him to bring his elusive spouse to an office party. It goes about as well as you might expect, which is to say spectacularly.

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    20 Jul 2020

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    I (39M) got stabbed twice today and now I want a divorce. Help?

    Or: the one where Eddie is on Reddit.

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    08 Mar 2020