Kyra

New Girl: the game is True American but with a sexy new twist (Nick & Jess; behind the iron curtain; hand on her knee, eyes on her face)



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    A season 2 Office a/u. What if Jim and Pam were hooking up the whole time? Lots of porn and angst.

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  1. Public Bookmark 69

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    I think you have the wrong number? – Jess xoxo

    I really hope you caught your flight though. – Jess xoxo

    Merry Christmas! :) – Jess xoxo

    Nick blinks at the string of messages lighting up his screen and tilts his head. Why would someone bother signing a text if they suspected it was from a wrong number? And...were the last two texts really necessary? Surely just saying that it was a wrong number was enough? He’s not a serial killer or anything, but he could be.

    He’s not sure why he replies, but he finds himself typing out a sarcastic response before he can stop himself:

    It’s not Christmas for another two days. – N


    Nick texts the wrong number by mistake and ends up befriending (?) a stranger. Chaos ensues.

    (AU; S1/S2 vibes; slow burn and bad jokes; Nick/Jess-centric, but the entire gang is very much involved)

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    08 Apr 2021

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    Did you see that fanfic with 6 gazillion tags forcing you to scroll endlessly to skip through it? Ever wondered how to block a specific story without having to download a 3rd party app or make an annoying bookmark? Guess what? You can block specific stories and authors directly from AO3, and it works in mobile! 

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    Yes this is about a troll fic making it's way around AO3.

    Updated with instructions to block works by a user (See ch2).

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    04 Mar 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 32

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    She could have sworn that earlier this week, Nick looked at her with a hint of That Night’s same dark fire in his eyes. She had asked him to help her with a stubborn bracelet clasp; after he sprung the mechanism, his fingers curled briefly and unnecessarily around her wrist.

    “There ya go, Jess,” he said quietly, swallowing once, his eyes on hers, before he let go and left the room.

    (She’d be lying if she said she’d forgotten that asking him for help with things turned him on.)

    Set in 4x22, “Clean Break," a year after Jess & Nick’s breakup and an hour after their so-much-left-unsaid Sex Mug conversation in his room. Canon divergence ahead. Originally called “Pantyhose” because of a pivotal admission by Nick about what a certain fashion choice by Jess does to him; quickly retitled in reference to an Old 97s song that captures longing and lust perfectly.

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    08 Feb 2021

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    Anakin Skywalker is the son of the Force.

    He’s half human and half something monumental.

    What does that make his children?

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    The Skywalkers aren't entirely human. Here's what that means.

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    31 Jan 2021

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    When getting legally married to Spock is the only way to keep him on the ship, Jim is more than willing to do so. (In fact, upon reflection, it turns out that there are very few things he wouldn't do for Spock.)

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    12 Oct 2020