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  1. Public Bookmark 23

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    22 Oct 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 51

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    Nesting was a concept familiar to angel and demon alike, though there may have been a small detail lost in translation between the two.

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    21 Oct 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 27

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    A comedy series of stories revolving around the Ineffable Husbands, and their run-ins with Ineffable Bureaucracy. Or maybe it's the other way round?

    All stories make sense as standalones. However, some jokes span across multiple stories.

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    20 Oct 2019

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    In the immediate aftermath of the Nope-Let's-Notpocalypse, Crowley and Aziraphale tentatively begin to move on, hoping Heaven and Hell will leave them alone in the wake of both of their failed trials.

    Of course, nothing could possibly be that simple.

    It isn't that Gabriel or Beelzebub have actually figured out how the trials were subverted...but boy, do they THINK they have it figured out. Thankfully, it won't take much to keep them in the dark.

    (Crowley and Aziraphale just have to spend eternity together, pretending to be in love with each other. All Crowley needs to do is make sure Aziraphale never finds out that everything he's saying and doing is true.)

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    19 Oct 2019

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    “Angel,” this demon accuses, somehow managing to hiss the word despite the lack of sibilant letters.

    Aziraphale tips his chin up, wondering why his heart had stumbled strangely at the title. It’s what he is, and has been so for millennia. Coming from this demon, though, it has the feeling of—of an endearment, somehow, which is just foolish beyond all words. “Serpent,” is what his mouth says, but then his teeth click shut around the word.

    The demon’s eyes widen. “You know me then?”

    Aziraphale shakes his head.

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    15 Oct 2019