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    “Since you're so sure, what's the proof that you have that he's not a vampire?”

    Feeling like he's the only sane person left on planet earth, Derek rolls his eyes heavenward. “First of all, there's not a mound of dust sitting where he used to be -” he gestures upwards towards the sun like behold, the light, and Scott's jaw tics, “and second of all, he's never done anything even remotely suspicious.”

    Which is true. The most malicious thing Stiles does is watch television late at night and talk to himself – two things that Scott and Derek can hear crystal clear through the walls of their apartment with their werewolf ears. That being said, neither of them have ever heard Stiles muttering something like who shall I prey upon tonight or I must get my coffin ready for my slumber. The most suspect thing Derek's over heard over there is the crinkling sound of way too many snack foods.

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    19 Jun 2018

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    “It’s not a big deal. It just happens when I’m… cold,” Stiles offers, scratching gingerly at his head with a claw and then grimacing at it like it’s betraying him.

    “Are you serious?”

    “Hey, who are you to judge, wolfman?”

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    19 Jun 2018

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    “What,” Tony says softly but with a great depth of feeling, “the actual fuck just happened?”

    “I believe, Sir,” JARVIS pipes up from the phone in his pocket, an unnecessary amount of what sounds like glee in his voice, “that you’ve once again managed to maintain your closely guarded secret identity. Truly your subterfuge skills know no bounds."

    “You’re an asshole J,” Tony mutters back as he reaches up to rub at his temple. He either has a headache coming on or a blood clot. At this point he’s honestly not sure which he’d prefer.

    "I did learn from the best, Sir,” JARVIS tells him sunnily.

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    10 Jun 2018

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    Cable was quite possibly the alpha-est alpha who’d ever alpha’d. On hindsight, it was probably why Wade had committed so much of his personal funds towards murdering him off the face of the planet. Protect the kid, sure, but hiring on Peter-and-friends to do a job that Wade had almost managed by himself when unarmed and dying of cancer was overkill. Cool, but a bit much. Kind of like deep-fried french toast.

    “It’s not an omega thing,” Wade said, as he quietly screwed the suppressor onto a custom MK12 rifle.

    “Yeah right.” Russell didn’t sound convinced over the phone. “Yukio said maybe you should get therapy.”

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    10 Jun 2018

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    A battle gone wrong leads Tony to the unexpected and pleasant discovery that Steve is much more well-endowed than he could ever have imagined. But when Tony learns that Steve has never actually been able to sleep with anyone because of his size, Tony does what any good friend would do: he offers to relieve Steve of his virginity. Personally. Tony's determined, Tony's methodical, and Tony has a plan. He's going to get Steve laid. Tony just needs to make sure Steve never finds out that Tony's in love with him.

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    06 Jun 2018