KillClaudio
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The Gambler and the Thief by KillClaudio
Fandoms: Puss in Boots - Angela Carter (Short Story)
29 Apr 2021
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I swear, one day the Master's recklessness will see him hanged. It's already seen him ruined. How else do you think he lost his commission? Yes, he's a rake and a card-sharp, but if gambling and whoring were enough to have a man cashiered then Bergamo would have no soldiers.
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Collected Clint/Coulson Ficlets by KillClaudio
Fandoms: Hawkeye (Comics), Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV)
31 Jan 2021
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Ficlets and vignettes originally posted elsewhere.
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Baedeker's Guide to Trollesund by KillClaudio for HopefulNebula
Fandoms: His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman
25 Dec 2020
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Note from the Bodleian Library: This curious document was donated by Mrs Linda Wilson of Port Meadow, who found it wedged in the back of a chest of drawers inherited from her great-aunt. As far as is known, there is no port, town or settlement called 'Trollesund' anywhere on the Barents Sea. Its origin is a mystery. Perhaps it was blown through a window from another world…
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Phil's one true love has always been S.H.I.E.L.D.
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On Earth, houseplants grow at will, demanding water only when they wish it. On Gor, things are different.
Bookmarked by KillClaudio
11 Sep 2021
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Four tips for creating better sex scenes in erotic romance.
Bookmarked by KillClaudio
26 Dec 2020
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Context:
AO3 post entitled Hugo Award — What it Means: https://archiveofourown.org/admin_posts/13766
Ensuing File770 post entitled Pixel Scroll 9/14/19 We Are All In The Pixel, But Some Of Us Are Looking At The Scrolls: http://file770.com/pixel-scroll-9-14-19-we-are-all-in-the-pixel-but-some-of-us-are-looking-at-the-scrolls/
Now available as podfic thanks to FayJay!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/20676233- Language:
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Bookmarked by KillClaudio
04 Oct 2019
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I decided to write this after being OUTRAGED by the number of highly problematic and abusive fanfics I see on this site! Honestly I shouldn't even post it here at all, since AO3 is complicit in LITERAL SEX TRAFFICKING and ABUSE by allowing just anyone to post whatever they want. But it's the best website for posting fic. What am I supposed to do, raise money to pay for servers and use AO3's entirely, 100% open source code to start a new site that upholds REAL MORALITY? Anyways here's my fanfic. If you comment on this fic with ANY NEGATIVE OPINION it's ABUSE and I will call the FBI. I'm only 28, so if you comment on this fic at all and you're older than me, it's GROOMING and I will call the FBI.
Enjoy!
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Bookmarked by KillClaudio
04 Oct 2019
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Special Circumstances Questionnaire for Sexual Partners (Male): Long Form by coruscera (impractica), linbot
Fandoms: Meta - Fandom
29 Jun 2012
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Does having sex with you entail becoming married, whether legally, magically, physiologically, or some other de facto permanent relationship? Y/N If Yes, please describe our new life together.
Bookmarked by KillClaudio
10 May 2019