KillClaudio
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Baedeker's Guide to Trollesund by KillClaudio for HopefulNebula
Fandoms: His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman
25 Dec 2020
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Note from the Bodleian Library: This curious document was donated by Mrs Linda Wilson of Port Meadow, who found it wedged in the back of a chest of drawers inherited from her great-aunt. As far as is known, there is no port, town or settlement called 'Trollesund' anywhere on the Barents Sea. Its origin is a mystery. Perhaps it was blown through a window from another world…
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Snippets and flashfic originally posted on Tumblr or FFA.
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Phil's one true love has always been S.H.I.E.L.D.
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The man sitting in Barton Keyes' office was devastatingly handsome. His dark eyes danced with mischief, like he'd just told a joke and was waiting for you to get it, and his easy smile had widened as he'd taken in Keyes from head to toe. Keyes didn't trust him an inch.
"Well, then… Mr Neff, is it? So you say you crashed your car?"
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A Prize Worth Sharing by KillClaudio for The_Plaid_Slytherin
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
20 Sep 2020
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"Hail, my lord Faramir," Éomer called, and then belied his solemn greeting by coming close and murmuring with a smile, "I have evaded both courtiers and counsellors to find you. Let us flee, for they follow fast."
"A leader should set an example to his men," Faramir replied, laughing.
"Even a king is mortal, and needs rest. Come."
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without a hitch by Mizzy
Fandoms: Fantastic Four (Comicverse), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel (Comics), Marvel 616
16 Nov 2016
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When Peter loses his girlfriend Gwen Stacy horribly, dramatically, until the end of time— because she’s hooking up with his neighbor — Peter figures he’s probably just desperately terrible at the boyfriend thing. He needs an expert. Which, sadly, is the one guy in his life who really doesn’t need the ego boost of being told he’s an expert in love.
Johnny is delighted to help his bud Spider-Man find love. Johnny has his eyes on someone, so he could do with the practice. It’s just a shame, because when Peter finds his healed heart turning in another direction, the last person he would expect to get in the way does.
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- Part 11 of Spideytorch
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Four tips for creating better sex scenes in erotic romance.
Bookmarked by KillClaudio
26 Dec 2020
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Delicious just can't understand why it's the shy, quiet ones who get all the girls.
Bookmarked by KillClaudio
03 Nov 2019
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Context:
AO3 post entitled Hugo Award — What it Means: https://archiveofourown.org/admin_posts/13766
Ensuing File770 post entitled Pixel Scroll 9/14/19 We Are All In The Pixel, But Some Of Us Are Looking At The Scrolls: http://file770.com/pixel-scroll-9-14-19-we-are-all-in-the-pixel-but-some-of-us-are-looking-at-the-scrolls/
Now available as podfic thanks to FayJay!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/20676233- Language:
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Bookmarked by KillClaudio
04 Oct 2019
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I decided to write this after being OUTRAGED by the number of highly problematic and abusive fanfics I see on this site! Honestly I shouldn't even post it here at all, since AO3 is complicit in LITERAL SEX TRAFFICKING and ABUSE by allowing just anyone to post whatever they want. But it's the best website for posting fic. What am I supposed to do, raise money to pay for servers and use AO3's entirely, 100% open source code to start a new site that upholds REAL MORALITY? Anyways here's my fanfic. If you comment on this fic with ANY NEGATIVE OPINION it's ABUSE and I will call the FBI. I'm only 28, so if you comment on this fic at all and you're older than me, it's GROOMING and I will call the FBI.
Enjoy!
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Bookmarked by KillClaudio
04 Oct 2019