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  1. Rec 38

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    “Forget my own head next..” Aziraphale mumbled to himself as he reached behind the stack of books to retrieve the mobile. Carefully he touched the green bubble on the screen. “There you are my dear, I was starting to worry about you.”

    Nothing on the other end. Aziraphale worried he’d swiped the wrong direction, had he hung up by mistake? Or touched the mute button again?

    “Crowley are you there?”

    “Yes, Aziraphale. He’s here,” answered a voice that was not the demon’s.

    Aziraphale felt his insides turn into leaden blocks of ice. He stared in stunned terror at the screen of the phone. Crowley’s picture grinned lasciviously at him and the angel felt sick trying to reconcile seeing the face of his lover but hearing the Archangel Gabriel’s voice.

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    20 Sep 2021

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    “I think,” says Aziraphale with the confidence of a man three glasses deep into a particularly excellent bottle of wine, “that we should have sex.”

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    01 Sep 2021

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    Because they can’t see each other more than once every few decades, Aziraphale suggests that he and Crowley write to each other to pass the time apart. As quills for their letters, they exchange wing feathers: a gesture of great intimacy that Crowley is convinced only he perceives the depth of. But time will tell that it’s not just him who sees it that way.

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    20 Jul 2021

  4. Rec 42

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    “Aziraphale!” grinned the archangel Gabriel, violet eyes glowing with malice and glee. “Well you’re looking…demonic.”

    “Yes,” Aziraphale answered. “Rather.”

    “Just thought we’d stop by and say hello,” Gabriel said with a grin. “We wanted to greet the only other agent on Earth, even if you are on the other side. I don’t think we have anything to worry about. You were never particularly threatening.”

    “Gabriel!” reprimanded a familiar voice, filled with affection.

    Crowley’s face appeared in the doorway, long red hair draped across his shoulders, golden eyes and round pupils looking at Aziraphale with nothing more than politeness. “He doesn’t mean that. I’m sure you’re very threatening. Really. I’m shaking in my boots.”

    Aziraphale opened his mouth, but no sound came out.

     

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    A written retelling of the amazing "Have We Met Before?" animatic

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    17 Jun 2021

  5. Rec 94

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    Aziraphale didn’t know what he was, a mess of snakes and scales and claws and fangs, hidden beneath heavy fabric, deadly gaze tucked away when he spent time in the city. Aziraphale didn’t know, had never seen his face, and had befriended him anyway, always delighted when they met up. Crowley nearly chokes, despair rising like floodwaters in his lungs. Aziraphale is here to kill him. He can’t hurt Aziraphale.

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    20 May 2021