Keep_Calm_And_Ship_Demumbridge

Dancing Pumpkin Man



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  1. Public Bookmark 1

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    27 Sep 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    Basically, a notfic where Andy thinks the garbage man is hot and vice versa and they hook up. Yay!

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    15 Aug 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 23

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    *Daily updates until my exams are done*

    Just quite a few one-shots I've been preparing for a while (as you can see lots of chapters are written already). All ships tags are ships I've included in chapters already written, but chapters posted daily. There's also chapters of just single characters being single Dads because single parent families are families too :)

    There's only a few mpreg chapters - I label them as mpreg as I know some people don't like it.

    Requests are open (just not R*m-R*m) and I'm trying to make my characters more diverse so even if you want to see a character a particular nationality just request it and I'll build it into something!

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    18 Jul 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 22

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    Remus' decision to babysit a kid for a couple nights to earn some extra cash ends up getting him in over his head when the kid tells him something the parents didn't mention.

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    17 Jul 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 37

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    Everyone thinks Draco Malfoy’s a bit of alright, don't they? No, Harry, they don’t. But on the plus side, that means a lot less competition for you! Or, Harry James Potter finally does something about being attracted to Draco Malfoy since they were both, like twelve.

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    03 Jul 2021