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Ino grins at her. “I don’t have much data, but. Hear me out.”
“I will if you spill it,” Sakura says, crossing her legs and leaning back in her chair. She rubs at her temples in a show of a headache that is threatening, but not yet present. Trust Ino to build it up; nothing is ever straightforward, and everything is at maximum shock value. If she says anything about Naruto and Shikamaru being friends and hey, ain’t that a surprise? Sakura might just murder her, paperwork be damned.
“I think Naruto’s in love with Shikamaru."
In which Naruto has grown up, Shikamaru hasn't, and Sakura just wants to do her paperwork in peace.
18 Sep 2018
“Another one for the books, right?” Shouta says wryly. His voice is still on the low end for a woman’s, but like with his eyes, it’s now seductive rather than threatening. Hizashi has to suppress a shiver.
Jesus Christ, who would have thought Shouta was his type? He’s never seriously looked at Shouta in that way, never considered it. In a world full of Quirks, this seems like an oversight – he probably should have had a contingency plan for having his best friend turn into his definition of a bombshell.
In which Aizawa turns into a woman, is pretty okay with it, and Present Mic is the one having the meltdown.
01 Sep 2018
Hizashi feels his forehead furrowing involuntarily. A week and a half of anxious suffering, and it’s True Love’s Kiss™? “That seems too simple,” he growls. “You’re known for obscure or difficult requirements.” Michelle shrugs, unfazed. If she hadn’t knocked out Shouta, he’d probably like her – he’s got a fondness for heroes that are somewhat dickish assholes who don’t care about others’ opinions.
“I didn’t feel like the situation with Eraserhead required anything particularly complicated,” she replies huffily. “Here’s the full list, if you’re going to be like that. He has to be kissed on lips. It can’t be family. It has to be someone who he loves or who loves him, and the love has to be romantic – I’ve never been able to make it a requirement that the feelings are returned, so this is the closest I can get.”
Shouta is Sleeping Beauty, and Hizashi's just enough in love to help.
06 May 2018
Gamora is many things, but she is not stupid. She knows the price – a soul for a soul. To call the Soul Stone out of the void, she had to be locked inside of it; her spirit providing the power that Thanos will use to kill the universe. She is not sure if she is alive or dead, but all she knows is that she is trapped.
Fandoms: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016)
17 Apr 2018
Cassian is not good with feelings. He always figured he would die at war, would never have a reason to be in touch with his emotions. He does not feel much fear any more, but he sometimes feels like that means he gave up joy, grief, and hope as well. He feels flat, like a polished plate; things just seem to slide off of him. Nothing has really stuck before, but Bodhi’s waves of feelings scratch away the gloss, seep into the cracks left behind.
Or, Cassian learns how to open his bandwidth.