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  1. Public Bookmark 11

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    The round-shades kid starts to trek up the hill to the door. You move away from the window and go halfway up the stairs to watch him enter. The door clicks open and creaks loudly as it does. The very first thing that happens is a disappointed groan. “Oh, this place is just a shithole.”

    You immediately don’t like this person.

     

    Karkat Vantas (d. 1988), is facing something of a conundrum. After an unceremonious death at the ripe age of 17, he's stuck in his house in Assfuck Nowhere, Ohio. With the threat of Double Death looming over him, Karkat must actually take it seriously when a young man named Dave Strider moves into his now-decrepit house. Will he learn to tolerate the existence of this insufferable Texan? Or will he suffer eternally at what he believes is a form of hell crafted specifically for him? Only time will tell. And you, delightful viewers, will have the front seat to watch.

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    09 Oct 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 11

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    Your name is Dave Strider, you're the victor of the 72nd Hunger Games, and the only thing you care about is keeping yourself and your brother alive.

    Your name is Dirk Strider, and the Capitol made the mistake of turning you into a killing machine and then giving you every reason to want to see it burn.

    Your name is Jake English, and you survived to become the single most popular victor in the Capitol. You're not sure if death would really have been much worse.

    Your name is Rose Lalonde, and you're going to be the next Head Gamemaker no matter whose corpse you have to step over to get there.

    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you know you're going to die.

    Your name is Terezi Pyrope, and you refuse to let them kill you.

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    09 Oct 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 19

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    Dave Strider stands in front of the cruise ship he unfortunately promised his estranged older sister he would spend the better part of a month on.
    Little does he know that he’s about to accidentally kidnap a creature that sends his trip into a series of events that change the way he sees the world forever.


    [Rated Teen+ : this story includes swearing, incompetent metaphors, outrageously cool dudes, and frequent Freudian slips.]

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    30 Sep 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 19

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    It's simple. Bro does not like werewolves. Werewolves took his brothers from him and you're a werewolf now. That cool kid you once were is gone and whatever is left of him, whatever you are, living in the body that once was called Dave, owes it to him to go down swinging and take as many monsters with you as you can.

    Homestuck Werewolf + more AU

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    26 Sep 2019

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    Fighting fire with fire is okay in theory but Detective-Summoner Dave L. Strider figures trying to summon corporeal demons to the mortal plane to fight other demons is likely to backfire spectacularly. Sadly for him his inner Knight gets the vapors at the thought of letting anyone else play guinea pig.

    Yup, he is totally hogging the demon. What could go wrong? (Oh no, Dave, why did you have to think that.)

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    31 Aug 2019