Prophecies Suck, Even if They Are Fake: A Rambling Tale (in Fourteen Parts) of Draco and Hermione as They Travel the Path to Enlightenment Without Torches or Lumos or Curse Scars to Guide Them by alina290, Captainraychill, Kansola, leopion, Misdemeanor1331, modlyrobin, pokeystar, UnseenLibrarian
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Sep 2012
A Muggle carnival sets off an absurd chain of spirally events in which the virgin/whore duality is explored, nuts are spread, towels are ever shrinking, odors are emitted, and of course, babies are made. Authors include: kansol, unseenlibrarian, alina290, captainraychill, leopion, pokeystar, and justthedreams.
There are many things she must do. None of them are sweet.