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    Aziraphale buys a quiet cottage in the middle of the English countryside. It is perfect in every way: old-style, quaint, surrounded by wilderness, with a small water feature in the back and a price to rival that of any other property he's seen. He is in love from the moment he sees it.

    But when a mysterious set of books, all written by unknown author A.J. Crowley, appears on his book shelf, Aziraphale begins to wonder if there is perhaps more to this house than he'd originally believed.

    The truth can be buried, but it cannot stay hidden forever.

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    31 Oct 2019

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    Aziraphale was raised to be a Sacrifice to the Snake God. He's never left the temple, he's never had a friend. All he knows is how to be the perfect, faithful servant. When the day of his Sacrifice comes, he finds that the Snake God is absolutely nothing like anyone had told him. Firstly, the Snake God has a name--Crowley--and is much kinder than the stories tell. Aziraphale finds that not only does he enjoy his lot in life, but he enjoys Crowley. Their happiness was never meant to last.

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    31 Oct 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 99

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    Anthony J. Crowley is an A-list actor who has been in a bit of a slump over the last couple of years. A.Z. Fell is on the brink of superstardom, but has a reputation as a fuddy duddy. Their managers, Beezle and Gabriel, insist that if they pretend to date each other, it will solve both of their problems. It's only for three months.

    What's the worst that can happen?

    ~Updates on Mondays and Thursdays~

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    31 Oct 2019

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    Crowley had gotten used to scratching a particular itch in Hell, but he was cut off from it the moment he and Aziraphale cut ties with their employers; and now, happy and in love, the itch is suddenly back and worse than ever.

    Guilt tastes sour and selfish, especially when he finally had everything he’d ever wanted sitting in a cottage in South Downs, and Crowley comes to terms with the fact that this probably was never just about sex after all.

    In short: Crowley is used to getting fucked by a personification of his self-esteem issues and finds that he has a hard time asking for what he really wants.

    And what he wants is to be in the lap of the Divine.

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    15 Oct 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 98

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    Learn how to edit the HTML of your image files so they automatically size themselves to fit any screen (both mobile and desktop). It's super EASY!

    The second chapter is a comical crackfic multi-universe cross over that utilizes the techniques described in the first chapter and goes over the Archives greatest hits:)

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    02 Oct 2019