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    As atonement for his crimes against Midgard, Loki is sentenced to fight alongside the Avengers. In time he finds love with Steve Rogers, but then Steve’s first love, Bucky Barnes, returns from the dead. The solution is something he hadn’t dared to hope for.

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    Turns out we totally misinterpreted that bit at the end of TDW.

    If you're pro-Odin don't read this.

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    2/2
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    7
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    Thor: The Dark World is full of holes in the script through which a fleet of helicarriers could pass with ease. If the portal through which Loki brought the Chitauri into New York had been as big as these plot holes, he'd be ruler of Earth right now. Characters behave in a completely illogical fashion because the plot requires it. It's like the scriptwriters had heard of people, but never actually seen one.

    This is a series of unconnected, sometimes cracky ficlets pointing out the holes.

    I really, really hated Thor: The Dark World. Because of that movie, I grew to really, really hate Thor, who before I had loved a lot.

      If you don't want to see TDW or Thor being ripped mercilessly to shreds, don't read this.

    This is just me letting off some steam. I'll be adding to these whenever I feel the need to vent about everything wrong with this movie. Brilliantly acted, beautiful to look at, morally appalling, and with the stupidest screenplay imaginable.

    Also, thank you to Pluma for suggesting the title.

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    26/26
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    1074
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    In a world where your soulmate's first words to you are written on your arm at birth, you learn to watch your words.

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    1/1
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    31
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    139
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    21
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    627
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    When he held a saxophone, he could hear its cold metal in his head, tinkling notes completely unlike the sound the instrument made when played. Soft fabric made a gentle rushing like the ocean against his palms. Cold marble intoned a deep echoing church bell through his mind.

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    1/1
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    18
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    With suitable allies, Loki claims his destiny.

    The battle is gained,
    The fighter can shun not his fate.
    ~Helgakviða Hundingsbana II

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    2/2
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    22
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    137
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1604
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    I guess if you want to just ignore all the movies up till now and randomly have comics Loki in the Infinity War movie instead of movie Loki, then the almost guaranteed train wreck they're brewing will be fine with you. If you wish they would stay in continuity, here's what they ought to do.

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    1/1
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    57
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    209
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    2707
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    No one but Tony is taking the alien threats to Earth seriously. He knows of at least one person who might.

    Besides, he never did give Loki that drink.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    69
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    "When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer." ~Plutarch

    Takes place right after the first Avengers movie.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    30
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    216
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    24
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    2356
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    When Odin sent Loki to Asgard's dungeon, Loki's foresight paid off.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    30
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    58
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    My prediction for "Huntsman 3”.

    If they don’t do this, they should.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    11
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    30
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    622
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    Don’t mess with Tony Stark’s boyfriend.

    "The most stable elements appear in the middle of the periodic table, roughly between iron and silver.”
    ~Hannibal Lecter

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    1/1
    Comments:
    85
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    708
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    Hits:
    6786
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    Loki has been having visions of another version of himself, and a version of Thor that makes his heart ache.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Comments:
    49
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    234
    Bookmarks:
    47
    Hits:
    1963
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    “We will make you long for something sweet as pain,” The Other promised Loki. They did. Thanos put an evil spell upon all Asgard, inspiring their vile behavior in TDW, in order to break Loki’s heart. Now that Thanos is dead, the spell is broken, leaving Asgard with much to atone for.

    This isn’t going to be a novel so much as a series of connected shorts.

    Note: I probably won't write more for this series.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    104
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    192
    Bookmarks:
    33
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    5931
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    The arc reactor is slowly killing Tony. The only way Loki can save him is by persuading Odin to grant him a golden apple. But the All-Father’s price is high.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    49
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    598
    Bookmarks:
    42
    Hits:
    6338
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    The princes of Asgard show whether they are worthy.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    24
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    230
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    2839
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    If the baby frost giant Odin kidnapped from Jotunheim had been a princess instead of a prince.

    Loki would’ve been way better off in Asgard’s exaggeratedly patriarchal culture if he’d been a chick.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    56
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    Bookmarks:
    130
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    8411
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    “With the Gauntlet I can grant him a new life. He will forget all he has been and all he has done. He will grow up again, not as the spoiled favorite son of an all-powerful tyrant, but as a common man, a mortal, prone to the struggles and woes of all. He will not have a magic weapon that makes him all but invulnerable; he will be subject to the same dangers as all, and thus can learn sympathy for those who must fear. And one day I may even give his power back to him, if he can learn to use it to protect instead of to oppress.”

    Nought hast thou won, | for thy fate it was
    Brave men to bring | to the battle-field.
    ~Helgakviða Hundingsbana II

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    1/1
    Comments:
    26
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    209
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    2136
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    Please be kind. I wasn’t even old enough to have a driver’s license when I drew these.

    The originals of these got lost about ten years ago, but recently I found photocopies I hadn’t known existed in my grandmother’s house. I decided to inflict them upon the world.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    9
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    17
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    259
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    WARNING: CANNIBALISM. THE FOOD IS PEOPLE.

    Nero Wolfe, detective and gourmet extraordinaire, is served dinner by our favorite cannibal psychiatrist.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    23
    Hits:
    314

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