Just_Trying_To_Get_Around_You



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    Schlatt, along with Puffy and Sam, adopts everyone on the server.

    Philza Minecraft ain't the only dad in town, now.

    These fics will be in order of when they happened, chronologically speaking.

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    A series in which I write about my friends on the Sleuthing Server in a mythological context.

    Poggers.

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  1. Rec 55

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    The Haruspex and the Bachelor recount the ending of this morbid little play to one another. It's absurd. It's meaningless. It's an existential nightmare. And it's very silly.

    Or: The Bachelor loses his marbles. Haruspex helps him pick them up, one by one.

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    06 Oct 2021

  2. Rec 19

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    Jonathan Sims has been an avatar of the Eye since the 1800s, has founded an institute, and has slowly turned into something far from human. The Watcher's Crown he desperately needs, and for that to happen, he must create the Archivist. Curious, human Jonah Magnus is perfect for the job.

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    or, the one where everything is flipped upside down and yet the patterns of the world's undoing are familiar

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    23 Sep 2021

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    He was about to walk into a room of strangers, read for a role he knew nothing about in a play he knew nothing about—during their first rehearsal, nonetheless—all because some 19 year old told him to. Artemy’s breath caught in his throat. Who did he think he was? He was close to just turning around, leaving and pretending none of this ever happened.

    Artemy didn’t have long to weigh his options, however, as the door in front of him flung open to reveal a short man with the wildest hair and fashion sense Artemy had ever seen. The man squinted at him for a brief second before his face brightened and he jabbed a finger into Artemy’s chest.

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    17 Sep 2021

  4. Rec 83

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    In 1900 Jack Kelly is shot and killed at age 19, so what's a ghost to do but haunt the lodging house?

    Then the lodging house is torn down and turned into the apartment building.

    In 2018 Davey Jacobs moves into the apartment building.

    (Ghost romance Davey/Jack)

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    14 Sep 2021

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    “It’s not what you did, my nephews,” Snyder let go of his grip on the front of Oscar’s shirt. “It’s who you did it to.” He stepped back, rubbing his temples in order to soothe the searing headache splitting open his head.

    Oscar reared back in surprise and anger. “Who? You mean that fuckin’ coward?”

    Snyder moved back behind the counter, heaving a tired sigh. He poured himself a drink. “That coward,” he took a shot, then stared the brothers straight in the eye. “...is David Jacobs.”

    After five years of his separation from the mafia, ex-assassin David Jacobs is forced to reinvent himself for a second time in order to take back what he loves.

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    14 Sep 2021