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    (I am the one who says 'fuck you') - Benjamin Garcia, 'Ode to the Corpse Flower'.

    And she’s not simple, dull, Tuney Evans anymore, with her crisp white socks and her thin-lipped smiles and her angry blue eyes. She’s something more, something that can’t fit into the systems Petunia’s used to relying on. How can you organize a wand and cauldron? How do you confine spells and hexes? You can’t. You don’t. And that’s why, despite the billowing black robes and the daunting hat, she feels raw and naked and wounded in them, like an opened scab trickling blood and pus. There is no plaster to slap on her. All she can do is bleed.

    (A witch!Petunia and muggle!Lily AU, covering the Marauders' years at Hogwarts and the First Wizarding War).

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    "This isn't my fault." And other lies Eddard Stark tells himself.

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    in which Jon actually does look like a Targaryen but Ned still insists it's his bastard son. Good thing the one person who should believe it, in fact, does.

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    The Famous National Mall Frisbee Game of 2014

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    Fill for this prompt from live journal:

    Loki uses his magic stick to brainwash Captain America into obeying his every order but nobody told the God of Mischief that Midgard's oldest hero is a punk. Every order needs to be super specific and extremely detailed or Cap'll find a way to goody-two-shoe it up. Get me coffee? Brings coffee after helping old lady carry groceries to her car and saving a kitten from a tree while putting out a fire at a preschool. AND it's the best fucking coffee ever to coffee from coffee land.

    Loki is frustrated, impressed and oddly turned on by this. Steve is obnoxiously too pleased for a mind slave.

    BONUS! Bucky shows up and laughs in Loki's face.

    +++ Any sexy time is top!Loki bottom!Steve

    http://avengerkink.livejournal.com/20598.html?thread=50016118

    <3

    [Sorry...there's no sexy times ;( ]

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