“So, I uh, managed to get myself pregnant.”
“Got myself pregnant. Y’know, up the duff, knocked up, a bun in the oven, in a family way, eating for two, with child. I could go on Dad, really, stop me before I exhaust the list of pregnancy euphemisms. There’s still caught an 18 year STD, my eggo is preggo, building a person-“
“Hosting a parasite, harboring a fugitive-“
(Just a weird mpreg fic with Derek and Stiles totally kinda dating without realizing it, and Stiles figuring out this whole having a baby thing.)
Bookmarked by JudgeH
13 Aug 2018
Oneshot based on song 'Every Other Weekend' by Reba and Kenny Chesney
Once upon a time, Stiles was a literal puddle of goo.
Stiles had never considered that not being ticklish could come in handy after the age of thirteen.
- Part 62 of Tumblr Pornlets & Ficlets ♠
Derek Hale is a troubled father to twins who speaks to his dead husband because he's so grief-stricken. He struggles to accept Stiles' death even though more than a year has passed, and feels guilty for having fallen for Scott in the aftermath of their mourning.