JoyisaBike
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I Want Everything, a Yennefer-centric series of interlinked character studies. This is heavily character-centric, with some hints at plot. Yennefer of Vengerberg wants everything, but what does “everything” even mean? With typical chaotic verve, Yennefer kisses a lot of different people, lies around trying to do healing (on herself and others), attempts to teach a child magic and considers whether the dance Emhyr var Emreis is doing on the barrows of his enemies is a waltz.
Originally this was drabbles meant to help me remember how in the hell creative writing worked, but of course they all grew legs and would not stay 100 words long. This is the new summary, written after I’d actually finished the bastard thing, so if you’re thinking “hmmm those tags and name look familiar but the summary is different” that’ll be why! Enjoy :) -
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Very short, mostly unrelated one shots of various avengers characters having sex. There is no plot here, this is just little smut ficlets (smutlets?) that I wrote last weekend and decided to post here. Steve likes lipstick, Darcy likes Sif, Jane and Thor have a lot in common, and Pepper is hot.
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Reasons why HYDRA should not use FedEx by JoyisaBike
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
30 Jul 2016
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HYDRA loses the Winter Soldier in transit. Darcy Lewis gets an interesting package in the post. Jane just wants to do science. Alexander Pierce is having a Bad Day, and Steve Rogers is confused. Tony Stark turns up in there somewhere, but we probably shouldn't stroke his ego by mentioning that. Also includes milkshake and light angst.
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After Lucius Malfoy's failure at the Ministry of Magic, Voldemort has decided that Draco Malfoy will become a Death Eater in his place. Narcissa intends not only to prevent that from happening, but to give Draco as much time as possible to escape...
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Years before the war, Narcissa Malfoy had an affair with Lily Evans. How does she react when her lover dies? This is a short character study which diverts from canon. Also, please excuse the bad title.
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Worth the Wyvern by inexplicifics for RoS13
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
13 Jun 2022
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“They - your bard - they said it was traditional,” the barmaid says bitterly.
“Traditionally it’s a virgin, and it doesn’t work anyway,” Geralt growls, dropping his bag of assorted potion ingredients and whirling. “Fuck - where?”
The barmaid points west. “There’s a hill outside town.”
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General Jocasta by BairnSidhe
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
03 May 2022
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Picture, if you will, a shiny new High General Obi-Wan who has just been given control of the GAR on the logic he's the only Jedi with war experience. Except he's never actually organized an army before, and he needs help.
Enter Co-High General Jocasta Nu, who runs the GAR like she would the Archive. Everything organized and cataloged, her precious Collection now expanded to include the entire GAR.
And well, she's a librarian....
The Sith never stood a chance.
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As she gets ready to accept the position of Senator of Naboo, Padmé Amidala falls suddenly ill. Some fear poison, but none would think of the shock of time-traveling back from death.
Padmé will save the Republic and Anakin if that's all she'll ever do, but who will save her from despair? -
JasBen Save a Galaxy Far, Far Away by Batsutousai
Fandom: Star Wars Legends - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Jango Fett Open Seasons (Comics), Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton, Star Wars Legends: Jedi: The Dark Side (Comics), Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
04 May 2022
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At the moment of his death on the Death Star, Ben Kenobi is sent back to 62 BBY, to the moment Jaster Mereel is confirmed the Mand'alor of those Mandalorians who hold true to their warrior-roots.
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