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    Old Ben Kenobi dies and the Force throws him back in time to his younger body, just after the events at Naboo.

    Problem is, Obi-Wan is already there.

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    13 Oct 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa fuck so beautifulll

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    In digital logic, a set of operations is said to be functionally complete if and only if every logic gate can be constructed only using the operations in the set. {AND, NOT} is a well-known functionally complete set.

    Twenty-two years ago, Obi-Wan left the Jedi Order for Melida/Daan and never returned. This is the story of what's happened since.

    Features Detective Obi-Wan who's not a Jedi but has carved out a life for himself despite everything.

    (Technically not complete, but since each story is self-contained, I'm marking it as such.)

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    13 Oct 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    A fucking delight - ace Obi Wan as a private detective due to fucking off after Melida/Daan

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    a self-indulgent response to the many, wonderful time-travel Star Wars stories that send a more experienced and more knowledgeable Obi-Wan Kenobi back in time to change the many tragedies to come

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    11 Oct 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

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  4. Public Bookmark 95

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    When Fox said he wanted a holiday, he meant somewhere nice like Naboo, or Lothal, or hell, even Tatooine would do. He didn't mean a big hole in the ground with a giant fucking lizard.
     
    Oh well. He hoped Thorn could manage without him.

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    In which Smaug solves all the problems, and Fox makes a friend.

    Also, Thorn definitely is not managing.

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    09 Oct 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    YEssssssssss very gfunny

  5. Public Bookmark 85

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    Fox sells pictures of his tits to buy coffee beans, and ends up saving the galaxy through misplaced words and the power of media.

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    09 Oct 2021

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