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  1. Rec 23

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    Ever: Hello ladies, gentlemen and unicorns, my name is Ever Gilbert and this is my message to you. I hope you will find it in your squidgy hearts to give me a chance. If I ever get a bit obnoxious then feel free to tell me off. Just don't threaten to steal my ice cream, because then I will be forced to cut you. Don't make me do that. I mean, I will do it, and I won't feel guilty about it either because ice cream thieves deserve what they get. I may even need to set my sidekick bat Kevin loose on your ass, but-
    Sinbad: How did this plea for recognition turn into you threatening our potential readers with bat violence?
    Ever: Shut your face, Sin, I'm talking here-
    Sinbad: We've been over this, Ev's, if you're a meanie bo beanie to the lovely readers then they will rise up and run you off of AO3 with comment torches and pitchforks.
    Ever: Yeah, well, forget them. I don't need their approval. I have you and our Creator for that nice fluffy stuff.
    Sinbad: Ev's, the whole point of this was to scout for new readers-
    Ever: Don't you sass me, boy! I will break you. In the FACE! Kevin get out here!
    Sinbad: And now all of our dreams are dead. Run potential readers! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

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  2. Rec 16

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    Come along for a wild ride of insanity with Ever and Sinclair as they battle through a world of magic and mystery, and of course the utter madness that comes along with both of those things.

    They are weird.

    They are mental.

    Ever and Sinclair try to survive in a world that seems hell bent on destroying them and their twins. (Which is just completely uncalled for.)

    Will they ever figure out what the hell house points are?

    Will they ever pull off their capes as well as Dumblebumble and the ADM?

    Can they defeat Lady Voldepop?

    Can they save the wizarding world with the power of their united snark? And magic. But mostly snark.

    Only two things are certain, Owls are evil and Unicorns are epic!

    Read this story.....if you think you're mad enough.

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  3. Rec 35

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    Everlyna Fray knew there was a world beyond the one she lived in, because her Mom is terrible at hiding things. But what she could not have known was how much her existence would impact on that world. Or the people who are already a part of it.

    One night Ever runs into a boy who changes everything. He's hot and on the good side of badass. Unfortunately he's also a grade level one douchnozzle who Ever wants to kick in the face. Repeatedly. Or maybe make out with. Both?

    Ever meets another boy, this one is a blue eyed dream boat, with the attitude of a pissed off hedgehog. Good thing Ever likes a challenge and sees past the mask. She finds herself making a connection with him that goes beyond anything she thought possible.

    Along with her best friend Simon, the one person who knows her better than anyone, she will attempt to solve the mysteries of the Shadow world, and maybe, possibly, save it.

    Come hell or high water Ever will do whatever it takes to protect the people she loves, and nothing, not demon-buttheads, vampy people, fluffy things, tooth fairies, stony Shadowpuppets, or hot guys are gonna stop her.

    Read this story....if you think you're mad enough.

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  4. Rec 88

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    The Avengers had always been a team, even when one of their own commits a mistake that could very well end their existence. They stick together because they were a family, because they belonged to each other.

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    When an earth shattering secret is revealed, all hope seems lost as the hero of Olympus sinks into despair, going into the shadows where he is content to remain for the rest of his life. But the Fates are cruel, and the once-hero is once again drawn into a war. Yet in the midst of such turmoil, he may find a kindred spirit to weather the storm with.

     

    *Cross-posted on ff.net under the same title. Author's name is HowlingDarkness95.*

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    16 Jan 2019

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