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    I split this off into its own fic because things should (if the boys co-operate) be getting somewhat steamier from here on. For once, I don't know how many chapters it will take, but bear with me...

    There's still really very little plot to this, and lots and lots of tooth-rotting fluff, but the main difference is that the Dwarves are now Satyrs. Most other things are the same... including Bilbo and Thorin being Dorks in Love.

    I am indebted forever to ruto for her amazing art and for prompting this whole spiral of madness!

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    08 Jan 2017

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    Bilbo Baggins had walked this earth a total of eight times in his past. He did remember them all, in some form or another, though he could rarely recall their names or faces, or very much detail about their lives at all. He always remembered their deaths, though. And he always remembered how it was someone – a well-meaning wizard, for instance – that had shown up and enticed or blackmailed him away from his home and family to go off and die for the good of the world.

    Much like what was happening now.

    Or: How the dragon soul of Bilbo Baggins made a deal with Manwë and can't seem to escape the consequences, and Thorin Oakenshield looks far too much like one of Bilbo's dead husbands.

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    No one could say what had compelled little Bilbo Baggins to dive into the Brandywine river, but when they pulled him out of the water he was never the same thereafter, a yearning for faraway lands had kindled within him to the dismay of his kin and he’d oft look East, his bright eyes seeing something grander than the rolling hills of the Shire, lost to the world around him.

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    08 Feb 2015

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    Bilbo Baggins may look like an ordinary, everyday hobbit, but in reality that’s far from the truth. Bilbo’s hobbit form is a curse, casted upon him from the Valar themselves. The only way to break the curse and regain his true form from the tiny and weak body he detests with his very soul is through death. Easy, right? Wrong. The catch of the curse is, he can’t die. No matter how many times he’s tried, he can’t get injured or scratched or even get a broken finger. He can't die.

    What is a poor dragon like himself to do? Why, have a meddlesome wizard take him on another journey with another promise of the death he’s always wanted and the freedom he is desperate for. But there’s another catch. The journey involves him traveling with dwarves, one of the many pitiful races he detest. Surely the answer to his curse is not dwarves that aren't worthy of his time. He’d end up killing them before they reached the end.

    What could these dwarves even give him to set him free?
    (I'm throwing in the towel. I'm unable to finish this.)

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    21 Nov 2014

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    He'd heard that Dwarves loved only once. Either that was not true, or it had never been love between them. He did not know which would be worse.

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