Jonaira

Can't Stan-d it no more



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  1. Public Bookmark 9

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    Written for this genius prompt at footballkink2 on Livejournal: Lionel Messi is, in fact, an alien.

    Bonus points to the press, for once.

    (Not in a Star Trek/Wars kind of way, more like in a "Le Petit Prince" way, that strange mix of serenely self-aware but as inexperienced in this place and this body as a newborn foal)...

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    25 Jul 2018

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    Awesome

  2. Public Bookmark 17

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    There's school, there's football, and increasingly, there's Cesc - copying his homework, charming the cooks into giving them extra sweets at mealtimes with a look and a grin, cheating at ProEvo, nutmegging him in practice. Taking his passes from the back and turning them into goals.

    Gerard pictures them doing the same in the first team in 7 or 8 years time, and can hardly breathe for the longing that fills him up.

    Home is where the heart is. (The story of the Baby Dream Team, as told by Gerard Pique.)

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    25 Jul 2018

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    Beautiful. So insightful and realistic in its portrayal of personal yearning and professional ambitions and how they intertwine. Author is a genius with concepts and words like Messi with the ball

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    "Hey, Birdboy, what're you wearing?"

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    05 Jul 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    All of this author's JayTim is fantastic.

  4. Public Bookmark 30

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    As long as he lives, Cristiano will never forget that horrible screech. It tears through him in the seconds before the landing ships take over the horizon and echoes between his ears for the entire week after that, getting louder every time he closes his eyes.

    Cristiano Ronaldo and Leo Messi have to team up to save the planet.

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    02 Jul 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    So bloody good. Ugh. The deeettaaaaiiillsss. Everything is wonderful and everyone is awesome

  5. Public Bookmark 70

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    Leo's the one eloping with Cristiano Ronaldo, so why is it up to Cesc to make sure nothing goes wrong? And what kind of elopement has an afterparty, anyway?

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    19 Jun 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Such a reward foray into football fic. Side splittingly hilarious and just unbelievably good all around

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