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  1. Public Bookmark 18

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    Ar-Pharazon expects an army. He expects a fight, the sort of battle to be immortalized in tapestries and stonework for all time. A grand affair to prove the might of Numenor, and show their triumph where all others have failed.

    What he does not expect, is for the so-called King of Kings to emerge from his towers of stone and iron, unarmored and armed with only a pleasant smile. “My armies have fled,” He informs them all plainly. “It seems I have no choice but to surrender myself into your mercy, Ar-Pharazon the Golden.”

    …Huh?

    A retelling of Mairon’s time in Numenor, in which he realized that:
    1) Taking over the world requires a lot of paperwork, actually
    2) If someone else is in charge, they have to do it.

     

     

    Current update schedule:
    Once a month minimum, although I can be bribed with comments

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    16 Feb 2021

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    my friends are EXTREMELY talented

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    toph and zuko are best buds and the rest of the gaang is scared of their joint energy

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    12 Oct 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 18

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    It's only days after Patty's eighteenth birthday and instead of celebrating it with her, Dante is out of town. What is supposed to be "just another job" for the legendary demon hunter turns out to be so much more than that, and Patty is left behind fearing for her friend's - her family's - very lives, all the while starting to uncover just how little she had really known Dante in all those years. What's this "family" Dante is supposed to have, and why did he never tell her about them? Why does Dante have a branch office in Fortuna, anyway? And who, pray tell, is Tony Redgrave?

    (Set during DMC5; focuses on Patty's perspective on things)

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    17 Mar 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 8

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    9S and 6O have gotten in trouble with the Commander yet again, but they aren't about to let a little detention ruin the most wonderful time of the year.

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    27 Feb 2020

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    Every afternoon, UA’s students have a few hours of free time. It’s meant for homework, studying, club activities. They’re allowed to train, too, or relax around the dorms. Basically anything a kid could ever want.

    Still (unfortunately), not all 1-A students use their time for its intended purpose. They decide to butt into their poor homeroom teacher’s free time instead. By pestering him into taking better care of himself, or coming to him with problems that a teacher really shouldn’t have to solve.

    This stuff wasn’t in the job description. But the homeroom teacher finds that he honestly doesn’t mind as much as he pretends to.

    Or: 5 times Aizawa realizes that he really loves his kids, and one time those kids show that they really love him back.

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    29 Jan 2020