Johnlocked_High_Functioning_Sociopath



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    Captain Christopher Pike used to have a spare bedroom. Now he just has a Jim Kirk.

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    Based on the switched version of the prompt: A de-aged fic where Spock has to take care of a kid-Kirk; preferably Kirk only listens to Spock, and freaks out when he's not around. (Or, you know, switched). Written for the st_xi_kink meme.

    [“The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day” - John Milton]

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    Jim wrote a romance novel, just to prove he could. Then someone leaked it on the public Starfleet server, and suddenly Jim’s embarrassingly smutty and sentimental Human/Vulcan love story is all over campus.

    Luckily for Jim, no one knows that he’s the author.

    Unluckily for Jim, someone forwarded the novel to the staff of the Vulcan embassy. Now, every Vulcan in San Francisco is reassessing the logical merits of taking Human bondmates.

     

    (A little more angsty and plotty than it sounds, but still ridiculous.)

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    Written for the prompt: ok so like imagine an alien landing and doing the whole “take me to your leader” spiel, and you’re just like “aight” bc aliens are cool af, but the problem is the president is on the completely other side of the country, so you have to go on a cross country road trip with said alien

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    "My name is Spock,” says Spock. He stares at Jim’s hand until the Human finally drops it back to his side. “What do you want in return for your compliance as my Human hostage?”

    "The privilege of punching President Trump in the face?” Jim suggests.

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