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  1. Public Bookmark 75

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    In which Aziraphale discovers that the Serpent of Eden is venomous.

    And Crowley panics.

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    17 Dec 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 64

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    There is a reason witches are warned not to summon demons.
    The sleepy town of Tadfield was supposed to be peaceful, a town full of witches practicing their craft without worry of outside persecution. At least it was until someone let a demon loose. But local bookshop owner and garden enthusiast Aziraphale doesn't really care about all that nonsense, not when he has just acquired a new friend and companion in the shape of a Familiar.
    Crowley just wanted to head back home. But that's getting harder to do now that he's gone and gotten attached to a certain witch, which is bad since he does not want the pure-hearted man to be corrupted by his mere presence.

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    06 Dec 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 5

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    Silly, total crack parody of Adam Mansbach's adult children's book 'You have to fucking eat'

    John just wants Sherlock to eat!

    https://youtu.be/D0Vou9-Z0Is

    I own nothing!!
    Characters belong to ACD and the BBC respectively. Original story to Adam Mansbach.

    Pure satire.

    Unbetaed. Any mistakes are my own.

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    16 Aug 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 44

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    After Sherlock breaks through the ice in an ice cold winter night there's only one way to warm him up again, bodyheat.
    You know where this is going...

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    10 Aug 2018