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  1. Public Bookmark 84

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    Sabellian, the elder son of Deathwing left abandoned with the rest of his brood in the unforgiving Blade's Edge Mountains, and Wrathion, who thinks himself to be the last Black dragon left, learn of each other's continued existences worlds away, resulting in a violent struggle with consequences that are left unchecked. [UPDATING ON OCTOBER 1ST due to BFA drop]

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    16 Sep 2015

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    Your name is Dave Strider and you are 26 years old.

    You have just gotten engaged.

    The problem being that you have just gotten engaged to your best male friend in a furious fit of stupidity, champagne, one-upmanship and a weird warm-glowy feeling that occasionally (or more than occasionally) rolls around in the pit of your stomach and makes you act like a moron. You have, over the past 13 years and much careful experimentation, dubbed this “The Egbert Effect”.

    You would like to state, for the record, that you are definitely, completely and 100% NOT A HOMOSEXUAL.

    As Bro carefully describes to you what, as the DJ, he’s going to play at the reception (almost entirely a medley of Nicki Minaj and Ke$ha), you carefully nurse a Rock Star and vodka like a 16 year old girl who just popped her cherry at prom and try to figure out what the fuck happened over the past decade or so to land you in this mess.

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    28 Jul 2012