Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
21 Oct 2013
Bilbo and Thorin really should have had this conversation before they got married.
Well at least they are having it now.
In which both Thorin and Bilbo are ace but neither thought to mention this before they got married because they are a little emotionally stunted.
- Part 1 of Asexual awareness week fics
Tony thought Steve would rescue him when Bucky goes into rut and is determined to make him his mate.
Unfortunately, nobody's there to rescue him from Steve.
Bookmarked by JimmieJive
15 Sep 2016
26 Dec 2013
A story of how 8/9ths of the Fellowship of the Ring grew up as close buddies and then went on an Important Quest that was actually more like a Huge Slumber Party Across Middle-Earth; a story that fills in the gaps between, before, and after that Important Quest/Slumber Party.
This story is set in the same universe as "Please Tread Lightly When Surrounded By Young Hobbits", and is, in a way, the LOTR to the previous story's Hobbit.
Bookmarked by JimmieJive
16 Nov 2014
Dori certainly would not have set off on a quest with twelve hobs if he hadn't thought his bearing years were far behind him. His body, however, has other ideas, and he soon finds himself with one last chance to indulge in everything he's spent a lifetime putting off for the sake of his family.
Or, the one in which Bilbo learns that you ought not to meddle in the (love) affairs of dwarves, for they are subtle and involve group sex.
- Part 1 of The Affairs of Dwarves
01 Jul 2013
On Bilbo Baggins' 35th birthday, he was expecting to spend another birthday alone remembering the days when Bag End wasn't so lonely, he wasn't expecting to spend it with 13 messy children.
He may have lost his respectability, but gained his new family.
“Really,” Bilbo muttered with a glare. It was after all, all Thrain's and Frerin's fault.
- Part 6 of Baggins AU's
04 Jun 2013
(Warnings: assplay, anal beads, rimming, oral sex, Durincest, possible dub-con)
As with all young princes, Fili needs to be punished now and then. Part of the seat of his throne is simply a hole just big enough to fit Fiili's buttocks. Sometimes Thorin covers it with a seat cushion that has a phallus attached so Fili feels it every time he moves. Other times, Thorin simply tears the seat of Fili’s pants before he sits with his ass in the hole so his ass is easily accessible to anyone hiding behind the throne to play with.
Pairings covered: Thorin/Fili, Dwalin/Fili, Ori/Fili, Kili/Fili, Bofur/Fili, Others/Fili