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After being fired from his job for writing an (apparently grossly exaggerated) article about serial fiancé jilter Park Jimin, Min Yoongi decides to vindicate himself and get his career back by catching Jimin in the act at his upcoming wedding.
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Yoongi jumps at the chance to be his gentle, nerdy best friend Namjoon's fake boyfriend on a reunion weekend at a luxury hotel. That is, until he learns that Namjoon was famous at University for his sexual prowess, and that all of Namjoon's friends he's currently seated at dinner with have first hand experience of it.
"They’re going to want to know what kind of lover it takes to make Kim Namjoon settle.”
Namjoon searches his face for a second, incredulous. “It’d never be settling with you, you know? It’d be a choice.”
“Yeah,” Yoongi whispers. “But still. I need them to know that I fuck you better than any of them ever could.” -
You're One in a Melon by deepslowpanic for TroublesomeTimes
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
07 Oct 2021
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Meet your life partner on our new dating app, Farmers Only. The only app where farmers can bond over their love of agriculture, environmentally friendly pesticide, and each other. Sign up today to find the love of your life!
Yoongi looks up from the app to blink at Seokjin, who has a triumphant gleam in his eye. "What the fuck did you download on my phone?”
Seokjin shrugs. "You always said you wanted to be a big, strong, working man's hoe."
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Unlucky in love, Yoongi is skeptical when Seokjin makes him a profile on a dating app for farmers. Hungover the next morning, he realizes he drunkenly sexted an unreasonably attractive melon farmer, and deletes the app out of shame. It's not like they'll ever come across each other in real life, right?
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- Part 1 of Big Gay Farm
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24 Oct 2023
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Prince Jungkook cannot imagine a worse way to spend the year than to be playing servant to the infamous Witch of Wraithwood. Unfortunately, his father thinks it a fair punishment for embarrassing their country in front of foreign nobles. Jungkook didn't know the party would get that out of hand! But Jimin is nothing like he expected him to be - a little crazy, a ton gorgeous - and Jungkook will be damned if he doesn't make the most of this last year before having to go home and get married.
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06 Oct 2023
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"You have no idea where you are, do you?"
The man sounds amused, and Jimin looks over to see his catlike eyes observing him mirthfully, as if he's waiting for Jimin to deliver the punchline of a joke. It makes Jimin rather uneasy, and he looks around himself for a moment, trying to think of what the man may mean, before hesitantly saying: "Uh, a club?"
That seems to be the right answer, because the man's smile is already growing larger as he replies: "Uhuh, a gay club."
Or: Jimin accidentally walks into a gay club, and a serendipitous encounter with a man at the bar makes him realise he might not be as straight as he thought he was.
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15 Sep 2023