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    "This is…not four million in cash,” remarks Stilinski.

    “Isaac. Did you fail to get my money back and decided to pick up a stripper on the road to bribe me? Because let me make this perfectly clear: this would totally work. Well done.”

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    The mafia!AU where the Hales owe four million to the Stilinskis, Laura rents Derek (but not as a stripper), Stiles gets a new favorite, Derek gets a new boss, a new puppy and a new family.

    Sometimes they break people, but mainly, they just snark at each other.

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    18 Nov 2018

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    Be careful, little girl.

    Don’t go causing troubles in Beacon Hills, little girl, because the Hales live there.

    Keep away from Beacon Hills, little girl, or the Hales will destroy you.

     

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    In a world where the Hales are alive and the protectors of the town of Beacon Hills, the humans politely fake ignorance of their not-really-human status, and they all live happily ever after.

    Then Kate comes in.

    Well.

    Tries to.

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    18 Nov 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 56

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    Stiles and Derek stumble into parenthood.

    Literally.

    (Also, there is a baby dragon)

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    18 Nov 2018

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    Tony poses for Steve's sketching. It turns out there's more than one way of being naked.

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    12 Nov 2018

  5. Public Bookmark 60

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    Stiles spends the first week after waking up in the hospital, after apparently having a seizure, freaking out. He asks a multitude of different, hysterical questions that make his dad eye him worriedly. Sometimes Stiles sees him holding the phone, god-knows-how-many seconds away from calling the hospital and having Stiles recommitted.

    Stiles spends the second week freaking out Scott and cursing Deaton with all the strength he has. Scott looks at him weirdly, specifically when Stiles looks him straight in the eyes and asks him, very seriously,

    “Have you, by any chance, been bitten by a werewolf in the middle of the night after finding half of a corpse?”

    Scott gives him a long, blank stare, before shrilly responding, “Stiles, what the hell?!”

    Stiles takes that as a firm, ‘No’. It probably doesn’t say anything about Stiles’ life when that’s the highlight of his week.

    Or in which Stiles' world has gone to shit and thus the universe plays genie and plops him into another one so Stiles can fix it the hell up.

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    10 Nov 2018

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