Jessie0378



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    This is what happens when you find your soulmate... and instead of birds singing and roses blooming, you discover they’re an insufferable jerk. But an insufferable jerk that you low-key really want to bang, if nothing else because MAYBE THEN THEY WOULD SHUT UP.

    Features the worst, most annoying iterations of Cap!Steve and Modern!Bucky. There is nothing these two wouldn’t do for each other... out of spite.

    [A series of occasional short fics that I write when I just want snark and hate sex]

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    18 Aug 2019

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    18 Jun 2019

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    "Jesus, Steve, I just had to explain to a ninety-something year old ex-killer that it was normal to *have dreams* and *wake up with unusual physical attributes* and, and listen, we have to get him a male GP, a, a man, because when I asked him why he hadn't just called her to discuss this he looked at me like I'd suggested he slap her in the face."

    Alternate titles: "It's Just You". "Steve Rogers Can't Get a Goddamned Clue". "SSRIs and You". "Steve, Natasha is Going to Hit You". "Buying a Clue". "Steve's Clue-Field is Barren".

    (slight tw for a non-con makeout moment.)

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    18 May 2019

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    Shmi Skywalker died on Tatooine just before Anakin left for the Jedi Temple. Still grieving and angry, the boy was refused training by the Council. Distrusting the Jedi, Anakin runs away, not to be found. Obi-Wan is Knighted at 22, and shortly afterwards Qui-Gon Jinn leaves the Order. Ten years later, Knight Kenobi crash lands on a planet that shouldn't exist and finds a young man with greater Force sensitivity than anyone he’s ever seen.

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    30 Mar 2019

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    Anakin is doing just about everything he can to hold himself together; it won’t last.

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    24 Dec 2018